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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 34 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

On Linux it's klitoris, forked to CLItoris, then open-clit, then freeclit then onepiece

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 15 minutes ago

Some people definitely rewrote it as μCLIt and BSDclit for size/licensing reasons

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 hours ago

10x devs just vibe code it in Rust to balance out the security issues 🤔

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

I'm having trouble finding klitoris in the repos. Anyone know where it is? AUR?

[–] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago

It's in the AUR as klitoris-gtk-git. Or is it klitoris-qt-git? There might have been a klitoris-qt-bin but the maintainer stopped updating that one like a year ago and nobody's picked it up. Actually now that I think about it none of the AUR versions are up to date, you gotta get it straght from github. Ah, no wait that one's a fork, the OG is on sourceforge. Or was it gitlab? No no no actually I remember now, it used to be up on gitlab but they moved over to GNU Savannah, so the gitlab version is out of date. Oh by the way it relies on old versions of libraries and other dependencies that no distros actually have in their repos anymore. It won't compile with the newer versions of those dependencies and they don't provide a binary. People are complaining about that on the Issues page but it's only developed by like one guy and he doesn't even know why the newer versions won't work he just knows it works on his system. Still refuses to provide a binary though. Oh right there's that fork I mentioned, that might work. Ah wait nevermind that was an attempt of making a gtk version of klitoris but the developer abandoned that project unfinished and hasn't been seen since 2022.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 hours ago

Something something “yay”!

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

You have all but guaranteed that some dev will create it now--if they haven't already.

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 18 points 8 hours ago

The course be like:

grep -R "klitoris" /

You need the newest Qt alpha to compile it from source.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 32 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie. Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDontCarePie.

[–] PlexSheep 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

No it's magpiers

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie

what is this nuance doing here?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 66 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

Apple: someFancyName4

Microsoft: Task Doing-er 5

Linux: some cute animal

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 40 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Me: These are unironically good names

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Apple would use a minimalist and confusing name like: Task

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It is so hard to troubleshoot issues with Photos. Why did they ditch iPhoto.

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[–] RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 110 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

It's just "Copilot" for everything in Windows these days

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago

Well, if Apple is getting a new CEO then Microsoft should go all in and hire Xzibit to sell copilot.

[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity for the search input placeholder to say "Search for Copilot"

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Imagine a screenshot where someone is chatting with copilot, asking it to help them find copilot and copilot replies with frustration that the user needs to be more specific.

Alternate answer: just click any icon.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

Rename them all Cock___ and put them in the cockpit.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 56 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

When foss Cockpilot??

(Cooperative Open-source Communications & Key Processes Integration for Lean Operations Technology)

[–] ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 8 hours ago

be the change you wanna see in this world

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 7 hours ago

There should be a torrent client with Copirate.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

More like Linux: "Kritoris" which achtually is a 2500 year old greek symbol for harvest tools.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Linux devs would name something “Klitoris” literally just so the project website could say “you’ve finally found what you’re looking for”

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 18 minutes ago

man klitoris

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 7 hours ago

Oh I’m not in femcelmemes

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