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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 90 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is a bright future assumed?

[–] NaibofTabr 9 points 2 years ago

Thermonuclear reactions are very bright

[–] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's weird to me is, the dark ages weren't dark for the Middle East, they kept on learning and expanding. What's in a name and all that.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Historians of the medieval era hate the term "dark ages", even in relation to Europe. The whole notion that the Roman Empire went poof one day and then everything sucked for 1000 years is just cartoonishly wrong.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

I once heard in some history tv show that it's called "dark ages" not because of the bad living conditions, but because we know so few things about it, compared to other history periods.

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[–] ToastyMedic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only a little unfortunate they skipped the enlightenment, akin to what Europe had.

[–] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They didn't skip it, the enlightenment was a continuation of what they came up with. I'm pretty sure they didn't deny the earth is round and the sun is the center of our galaxy.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Medieval people thinking the Earth was flat is a myth that was made up during the Age of Enlightenment.

[–] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmmm, the minions probably did think the earth was flat since that's what the church told them. Definitely, most of the thinkers of that time knew it wasn't and were told to keep it hush hush or there would be harsh punishment. It's not a one size fits all kind of thing, and just like everything else, it's complicated.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

That is a myth that has been debunked a long time ago. In fact, the Earth being round was discovered in antiquity and Eratosthenes measured the Earth's circumference almost accurately in about 240 BC.

[–] ToastyMedic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's not what it was, not by a long shot, but alright.

[–] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Now you've got me curious, what do you think they didn't continue? The art wasn't the same, is that it? We should be very thankful they saved a lot of knowledge that could have been lost.

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[–] Fades@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Humanity will not exist long enough to reach said bright future

[–] TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm worried the bright future will start right as the last humans die....

[–] DeadOfMind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

That's why it's called the bright future.. Right?

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Another alternative is that we’re already living in the “Golden Age” of Mankind, which is kind of scary to think about.

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We may look back at these days - you know, where not all diseases kill you, and in fact were super easily handled, barely an inconvenience!:-P - and wish to have such things as "antibiotics" again, before bacteria all became immune to them.

Or maybe the world will rally together, and start funding research into alternatives quickly enough for it to matter? Just like climate change too...

It's a good thing that people aren't anti-science now, bc that surely would be a problem if we want to reach that bright shiny happy future we keep hoping for. :-|

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Our existing antibiotics would be perfectly fine, if they were used responsibly instead of mass breeding resistant bacteria to mass breed animals under terrible conditions because capitalism.

In the same wake climate change would be much easier to deal with if the economic system wasnt designed around infinite growth of production and consumption.

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

If wishes were horses, then we all would ride.

As it is, instead we will FAAFO.

[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 17 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Stop using proprietary software, embrace FOSS. Krita, GIMP, Inkscape.

[–] w00t@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You want me to say "Feel free to GIMP your variants"? =\

P.S. I made this in Inkscape actually :)

[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The word you are looking for is "make" or "edit".

Kids these days... Have to rename everything! /s

Did you know that "to google something" is the proprietary version of "to search something"? See!!! Proprietary software has integrated into conversational phrases! *It's time to stop!*

I envy you because I don't know how to use Inkscape properly (it looks very complicated). I don't really need/use it, so yeah.

[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago

#ABSOLUTELY PROPRIETARY

[–] ares35@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

keep using 'photoshop' as a generic term and verb until it becomes 'generic enough' for adobe to lose its trademark. same with 'google' ftm.

[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nooo!!! You are only helping them! /s

Instead use edit/make/search.

*Look how they massacred my ~~boy~~ English!*

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shhhhh it’s okay to let people enjoy things

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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Break the chains people!

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Keeping in mind that a single axis for progress is reductive: also, don't forget that there have been and will be backslides. For example, European colonialism set back a lot of progressive / alternative cultures, genociding them or converting them to something that better-served the interests of empire (e.g., race rules).

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, you're mostly missing the ages prior to middle. Like stone, which was pretty huge.

[–] w00t@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok, added some bars to the left

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Ah, much better. lol

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

there's only one future for humanity that's bright posadist-nuke

[–] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Climate change will also kill capitalism and can signal aliens far away.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] w00t@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

yep, also a viable variant

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

in reality the graph alternates black and white and only holds true for one certain location/group at a time

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We don't have time for your full scale reality. The luxury is gone to shop for quality. It is all a sacrifice of illusion now.

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I'll believe it when we dismantle the nukes, class society, and fossil fuel industry. A better world is possible but only if we fight for it.

[–] CommieCretzl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

brace-cowboy I was gonna post this lol

[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

The day i realized this and that i wouldn't live to see said bright future was rather disheartening