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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh. "Ham-mas" sounds like "Hamas." I was trying to figure out why Jews wanted Christmas food to be kosher.

[–] Tosti@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Those poor marketing people who spent months getting this idea to fruition only to be f'ed by such a silly oversight.

It's hilarious! I can imagine their faces once someone realised or pointed it out.

[–] clearleaf@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would love to know exactly how much time and money went into coming up with the word "Ham-mas" itself.

[–] Tosti@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

Right.. adults in the room all cheerfully giving eachother high fives for coming up with it.. I'm laughing about the absurdity.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I bet it was the same person who came up with the name of the workplace on Archer.

Pissed off some ancient Greek God and is now cursed to come up with amazing names and slogans that will become touch of death within months. Doomed to roam the earth from marketing group to marketing group. When he dies his tombstone will read "here lies the man who named it The Dangerous Life of Altarboys"

[–] bestusername@aussie.zone 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For fuck sake, it's a ham bag with Christmas trees on it, Kmart should have told them to pull their heads out of their arses.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Idk this was pretty funny, the corporate panic makes it funnier.

You just know there's some poor advertising peon getting yelled at rn, even though not one person in the office put the dots together.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Reminds me of how the Danish (?) organic snacks company now known as Easis was still called Isis long after those letters became toxic.

Personally I found the prospect of terrorists making and selling organic muesli bars pretending to be healthy absolutely hilarious 😂

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

long after those letters became toxic

What's toxic about an egyptian goddess? 😜 (to be fair, the terrorist group is called IS, and calling it ISIS was always a bit weird)

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well Danish news first called it ISIS, then ISIL and then IS. Now they usually use the whole name Islamic State, but in Danish.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They pretended to be healthy? Wanna bet they’re awful?

Maybe they should mail them to terrorists. You know. As a weapon against morale

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're actually very tasty. Tons of sugar in them to achieve that, though.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Why am I not surprised?

Oh well. Guess weird mailing those rice cake thingies that taste like styrofoam

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

My friends had a CI wear a wire for a fucking weed sale, but they were watching Archer at the time he was there to pick up. Led to some hilarious questions from idiot cops.

[–] bestusername@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Few months ago no one would have noticed and now the entire stock will likely go into landfill.

Fucking ridiculous!

[–] Waldowal@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

"Hammy Holidays" would have been the obvious choice

[–] jerome@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] c0mpost@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 2 years ago

same here, roughly

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So Kmart is still a thing, who knew?

[–] StorminNorman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Totally different company to the US version.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What it was supposed to mean? I can only read ’Merry Hamas’

[–] memfree@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Just like people rewrite the phrase as "Merry Xmas" or non-christ substitutes like cats in "Merry Kitmas", they were trying to make a ham-holiday. A Mass made of Ham. A Ham Mass/feast. Sadly, there is a war on so anything close to 'Hamas' is no longer suitable for mass-market humor.
"Merry Kitmas" "Sez you"

[–] TheMauveAvenger@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought Jews had a sense of humor...

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The group wrote: "Although this is potentially funny (the AJA committee has tossed around some non-PC jokes) it's really not a good look.

"We suspect some product manager may cause the company some embarrassment.

"So we've politely written to Wesfarmers corporate suggesting the product be pulled."

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

suggesting the product be pulled

lol

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, it's a fair cop. "Hey guys, not sure if you've noticed this, but..."

It wouldn't surprise me if Wesfarmers overreacted to their message because of who it was from, too.

[–] TheMauveAvenger@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I think our friend here was loling at "pulled [pork]".