Memes

Bless his noodly appendage

I sacrifice C:\Windows\System32 to you, old noodly one! 🗑️ Bless me with the computing power to pwn my enemies in CS2, see them driven before me on Twitch, and hear the Lamentations of their simps.

Bring back the pirates to reduce global warming! Correlation is causation! Ramen!

There will never be anything more illustrative of the limits of human intellect than the fact that a master logician famously argued that:

I ought to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that rewards doing XYZ

…and did not immediately think:

I ought not to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that punishes doing XYZ

In philosophy, it’s called Pasta’s Wager.

The popemobile has bulletproof glass. If the Goddamn POPE doesn't believe, why should anyone else?

I don’t need to. I KNOW the emperor of mankind will launch a glorious crusade to purge the Xenos and claim humanity’s birthright among the stars. Which means we need to triple our science funding yesterday if we’re going to have black hole cannons.

I'm ordained in the Church of the FSM and got my fiancé's buddy ordained so he could marry us week after next. Florida say's it's all good!

"Cause! I'm not going to potentially spend my entire life following the specific rituals and sacrifices required of a religion. What if it doesn't exist? Then I've wasted. My... Oh... Shit."

Gotta Uno reverse card Pascals wager on 'em.

I'm usually worshipping Rigatoni instead, spaghetti are just too basic for me. Sometimes also Fusilli.

I believe the pasta heaven is very much like the old Greek and Roman gods: more of a large family than just a single lonely individual.

Because what if the lasagna monster is the real one and really hates people worshipping the spaghetti monster and subjects anyone who worships it to eternal damnation?

Pascal’s little-known friend Luigi’s wager.

I want to believe that this is probably the actual Flying Spaghetti Monstert that made this post on Lemmy.

Because it would be really funny.

Is this AI?

Wildly overdone meme, but the art is honestly pretty cool in this case

Makes just as much sense as any other cult.

Time....that I have to dedicate to stroking to imaginary sky god's ego. Apologizing for my "transgressions" because apparently just admitting to and apologizing for them makes you no longer in trouble for them anymore....because that makes a lot of sense. It's just real estate in my brain that could be better spent on other things.