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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 129 points 2 years ago (20 children)

I discovered yesterday that they no longer sell 16 ounce containers of ricotta cheese. They're all now 15oz or 30oz. So if you have a recipe that needs four cups of cheese you have to either adjust the rest of the recipe down or deal with having a 1/4 cup less cheese than you really need.

Fuck capitalism.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 85 points 2 years ago

This is literally "buying gems" in free to play games never amounting to the cost of a typical item, slightly under or over.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You could buy 240 containers of ricotta cheese and 60 cups of cheese that way you'll have the exact amount you need.

This is the Hebrew National 7 hot dog to 8 hot dog bun pack solution.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a lot of lasagna...

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, that's a prospective hustle that pays for your habit.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're doing the same thing with sauces and broths. Assholes.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I’m an old and remember when smoked sausages were a pound. Then 14oz. Now 12oz.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can always just have more or less cheese in the recipe. Or use the leftover cheese for something else later.

I'm not defending capitalism here, just defending cheese.

[–] connaisseur@feddit.de 32 points 2 years ago

less cheese leftover cheese

I see those words but I don‘t understand any of them

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The good old hot dog dilemma.

sexy

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 112 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is why we need an ISO Toilet Paper Standard.

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 81 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are several:

  • DIN EN ISO 12 625-4: 2005 (Dry tear resistance and perforation resistance)
  • DIN EN ISO 12 625-5:2005 (wet tear resistance)
  • DIN EN ISO 12 625 -9:2005 (Puncture resistance)
  • DIN EN ISO 12 625-3:2005 (Paper thickness in use)
  • EN ISO 12 625-8:2004 (Water retention capacity)

Yet there seems to be no standard for the size or number of sheets in a roll.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Nah, ISO fucks and I fuck with ISO

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

hmm, this is more like realizing your preferred language doesn't have a word for a thing and deciding you want one.

[–] bl4ckblooc@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

1 mega plus = 4.5
1 “roll” =4.55555556
1 double plus = 2.26666667
1 super mega = 6.

Sorry for formatting I’m on mobile

[–] Wistful@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Double space (at the end of the line) = line break

 

Easy, regardless of the device you are using.

[–] bl4ckblooc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Hmm, doesn’t seem to be working. Might be specific on the apps maybe

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

All these brands talking about how much length of tp there is, but they're cutting the width. So now tp rolls are stumpy and small

[–] DrMango@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just floss your cheeks, bro.

[–] KrummsHairyBalls@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Bro, rolls are TINY now. They used to fill up the width of my holder, and now they fill up less than 60%. They've just cut off 40% of the product lol.

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmm is the average toilet paper roll empty?

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

If you account for all rolls that ever existed, it's pretty close to empty

[–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

It's just meaningless marketing.

[–] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I usually just buy half a roll or so at a time from the guy behind the mcdonalds drive through.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago

We need a new metric standard. Introducing the 💩.

112.6 standard rolls = 1k💩

[–] Zink@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is why you always have to show your units!

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I can show you my unit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Doesn't the price tag on the shelf usually have a break down per sheet or sqft?

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even if it doesn't, all these packages have the total area listed somewhere on the package. If the $/area isn't listed on the price tag, you can still calculate it manually.

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[–] shasta@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago
[–] sarmale@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What does this even mean, I buy them separately

[–] brianorca@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

It means they either roll it more tightly (more layers per inch) or they make the roll bigger (hope it still fits your roll holder) to stuff more paper on each roll. So they are advertising the package as "72 regular rolls" when it's only 12 physical rolls.

[–] Truck_kun@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

I normally buy Charmin ultra soft at Costco.

I was at target and we were low, so just grabbed some there.

Turns out the rolls (cardboard tube and all) were like an inch less wide. For some reason that extra inch makes me comfortable, and I've been so angry at the Target rolls while I try to use them up. I have big hands.. this kind of shrinkflation can get messy.

[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

As gemers nexus put it "Bigger number better"

[–] uis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

12 units of imperialism. Use metric.

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