what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.
This gives the same vibes as "I don't wash my privates because it's gay".
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Oh I know, I spent much too long trying to sneak a plane pun in there...but never had any good ideas take off.
Let your dreams take flight and you’ll land a good pun eventually
Yeah this is unfunny troll.
This happened to me irl. My cousin said he doesn’t wash his asshole in the shower cus of this. Ignoring the glaring bs, me and my other cousin just told him “wash yah ayse”
“I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay“.
Well, it’s literally balls touching so…
True, my balls touch each other... I must be gay...
what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.
This gives the same vibes as "I don't wash my privates because it's gay".
Ok but why didn't you mention those sweet airplanes?
Why did you quote the entire comment?
Also I thought about mentioning the airplanes, but couldn't think of any good puns to fit in. Looking at the other comments, they're better at it than me, go read those instead.
I quoted the entire comment because sometimes the context of responses get lost the further down the comment chain they are.
Still not as bad as the guy that didn't clean his ass and his gaming chair smelled so bad his girlfriend was begging him to clean it.
Or dads who refuse to change infants in their care because "peedo"
By that logic, mommy shouldn't change the kids either.
Yeah, touching your cock is gay. When I pee, I just fling my dick around with the gyration from my hips so I don't touch my dick, otherwise my roommate will come over me in the bathroom and start screaming "GAYYYYYYYY". I can not stand the shame I will feel, the looks from neighbors. My peers will look me in the eyes I will see it in their eyes, their disapproval. Rainbows will rain from the sky and the ground will cry blood because I am gay. That's why I will never ever ever tough my dick, worst case is the shower, I use chopsticks when I need to clean it. When I walk, I walk with my hands behind my back so I can keep a safe distance from my dick and have an object between them.
I dont wanna know how much greasy, oily mess comes out of the aft end of an M28 but it needs to be hosed down, not wiped.
When 17, fully-kitted Polish paratroopers start popping out the back, it's time to see a doctor.
Especially if Russia is anywhere near. It could get violent.
plane bidet sounds so funny
literally me. one time my english teacher used "A10" as an example for a highway and i said "thats a plane" so she used "B52" as another example and i said "thats also a plane."
"Fine! F16!"
"You're not gonna believe this, but..."
"okay, okay. uhhh... what about P51?"
"old one, but still a plane"
They just didn't use a big enough number. Like F111 is unremarkable, definitely not a plane.
F111 is a plane too, but since Planes have large differences in their numbers, F117 cant be a plane!
Diarrhea is a difficult word to spell on a good day, and this chick chose the most insanely difficult way to spell it and still nailed it. Nice!
Whoever owns that M28 needs to take better care of it.
Man I need me some thebronzejade on Lemmy.