this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

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-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is this shitposting beef with violet lolol?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

My hornyposting guessing game just updated from "is it violet" to "violet or TSH?"

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haven't seen violet in a while.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Neither have I. Miss the hornyposts

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least the taco bell will give you explosive diarrhea, lubricating and expanding the anus at the same time

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

This might be the cause of the hemmorroid

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 month ago

The Taco Bell coincidentally helps clear everything out, for the next session.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Taylor Swift's Hemorrhoid posted this

[–] phar@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does that mean Taylor Swift's hemorrhoid has its own butthole separate from Taylor's butthole?

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Evidently!!!!!!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's literally OP's username...

[–] phar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Correct. Now reread what I wrote

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Calm down yo, don't want to take this too phar.

[–] phar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] X@piefed.world 9 points 1 month ago

Hey you’re pretty good at this

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m looking for subscribers with money so I don’t advertise on lemmy.

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think I need some type of cream for that burn damage

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A huge chunk of lemmy users are software devs.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That wear thigh high socks and cat ear headbands. Probably not exactly the target audience for TSH's business.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This must be JoJo's alt

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol shitting on violets, God damn I love this place.

[–] DeepDown@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

Honestly fuck them both. This has been such a weird fixation for them

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago
[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Easy come, easy go.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No one is given an apartment in Seoul without there being some kinda Epstein relationship. Just sayin'

[–] AlteE@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Weirdly specific.