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If you're cold they're cold [Image of USB flash drive laying in grass] Put them in the computer at your work

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

True. Many people are suspicious of black USB sticks they find somewhere near their office building but that's just racist

[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

That's why, when I leave ransom ware outside of offices, I buy the pink ones and put stickers on em.

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 years ago

I put them in my charger to charge them up when i need them.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago

But I wanna connect to ur filesystem UwU

[–] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You can also do some performance-intensive thing on you laptop like () { :|:& };:

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

It's like a tractor pull for your computer.

[–] Turun@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Doesn't look that performance intensive to me, my phone finished it in no time.

bash: syntax error near unexpected token )'`

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's the new Emoji feature for your Command Prompt/shell!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

plugs it directly in my ass

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bartolomeo@suppo.fi 5 points 2 years ago

Username checks out

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

I like to warm them up quickly in the microwave.

Or I could put them in this convenient little USB warmer

(for those unaware this is a USB duplicator and Eraser, it duplicates or erases the contents of a USB drive onto the others at the push of a button).

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Couldn't a company be easily be hacked if someone put a monitoring program in a usb and just casually drops it near the entrance of an office?

Employees might be curious enough to try plugging it in.

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Absolutely, it's a common attack vector

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

in this house we use iomega zip discs

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Click... Click... Click...

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

100MB complete overkill!

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Actually, you can't put them in the computer where I work. Safety protocols, you can't use any devices except that but you're provided for you by the company

[–] comfydecal 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Can't" or "don't know how"?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No you can't, every device has to be approved by the company, and they need to know exactly what you're using this device for. It's so strict that literally I can't even plug my phone into a computer if I forget to bring my wall plug, in order to charge it I mean.

[–] comfydecal 5 points 2 years ago

So what happens to the device if your phone does get plugged in? Firewall at the input?

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

USB connection won't work, but charging and MBT protocol generally will.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

Physically can't or aren't allowed to? Is there anything actually preventing it other than rules? What happens if you do?

[–] unmarketableplushie@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago

It has an iso of Hannah Montana Linux on it

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

8 GB? What am I supposed to store on that, a jpeg thumbnail?

[–] ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I kinda wanna try buying a bunch of virus usb sticks and putting them into important pcs at work. Or leave them lying around the office.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A USB flash drive with viruses on will probably be pretty ineffective; someone would need to run the virus manually without AV picking it up which is pretty unheard of. Plus, any organisation worth it's salt will have a policy that automatically blocks drives that aren't encrypted with a company-issued encryption key.

The real risk is that a device like this can emulate any USB device, including disks, keyboards, monitors, serial devices, etc. So you plug in the key and in a split second it opens a terminal and types a dozen especially tasty commands...

What if it exploits the complex USB stack though?

[–] bartolomeo@suppo.fi 1 points 2 years ago

Careful, the US might have to form another intelligence agency if you do!