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Femcel Memes

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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

Avoid posting AI slop and point it out when you see it, but also be chill and civil about it and don't go on witch hunts or moral crusades about it. Rather than trying to "hold people to account," try to help people avoid it. Turning it into a shame game does not fit the vibe.

Love Y'all and thank you for following this community

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 135 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago

and don’t forget to pee

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 weeks ago

One today, another tomorrow.

It’s called interval training, girl!

Start quick and take more time with each subsequent orgasm. Best of both worlds.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 26 points 2 weeks ago

This is why I never take time off from work.

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So. How many orgasm can you have?

[–] Reviever@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I wonder what would be a "normal" number. I don’t think I ever more than four orgasms on a day, not even 100% sure if I ever reached four.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's fine if you don't know. We can't figure it out together

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

3-8, depending on the day and types of stimulation (male)

Overall, about 4 seems to be average from all I've heard.

[–] SystemDisc@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

PS shhhh, amateur. If you're not counting in dozens, does it even count?

[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish I had a girl like that. :c

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can be a girl like that

[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

I tried, but had issues with that

[–] minfapper@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What exactly is gooning in this context?

I thought it was edging without climaxing all day. But then how would you do that multiple times in a day?

Can someone more well versed in modern youth's lingo please clarify?

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

‘Goon’ seems to sometimes be generalized to just any kind of masturbation.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

Gooning is working as a low level employee in the mafia

[–] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I'd interpret gooning simply as excessive masturbation

[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

meeeee 🙈🙈🙈

can y'all stop posting such relatable memes? i'm supposed to be a big tough manly man /s