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[โ€“] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Illumination Studios trademarked the word banana ๐ŸŒ

[โ€“] trinket@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[โ€“] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A seedless grass seed.

[โ€“] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Not to be confused with Long Green Berries

[โ€“] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always thought it was in the bean family

[โ€“] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No you're thinking of peanuts.

[โ€“] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Well, I am now

[โ€“] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...are they not? I thought it was just a fancy word for bean.

[โ€“] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 1 week ago

I looked it up and beans, lentils, peas, and peanuts are subcategories of legumes.

So all beans are legumes, but not all legumes are beans.

[โ€“] rmuk@feddit.uk 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Prices you can trust

Names you can not

[โ€“] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

I dunno. Seems pretty accurate to me.

Unless they come from the Banana region of France, ...

[โ€“] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Makes sense, Banana has been trademarked by Dole since 1977

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The store brand Curved Cylinder Tubes are usually just as good, sometimes better.

[โ€“] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

They go great sliced on to crispy hexagons.

[โ€“] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They can't legally call it a "Banana" if it's less than 50% banana...

(joking. inspired by "cheese product" and "frozen desserts")

[โ€“] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Since some point around 2020 markets are carrying "chocolate flavored candies" and "mixture for preparation of coffee flavored beverages" here in Brazil.

[โ€“] spacegoat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Standard units

[โ€“] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think this is named this way due to an executive order.

[โ€“] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Klostein@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

*Americpineapple

[โ€“] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] uservoid1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Bertfingers

[โ€“] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

They are bandanas

[โ€“] untorquer@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago

That's a weird conversion rate

[โ€“] J3N5T4R@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

B...A-N-A-N-A-S

Guinea Cucumbers

[โ€“] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait what store is that, I remember almost that exact label about 15 years ago except it had a ยฃ getting cut

[โ€“] radeance@piefed.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I think this is NoFrills, a Canadian grocery store. Also, it has the large per-lb and small per-kg price shenanigans we have.

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 week ago

They used to be Short Green Things.

[โ€“] TomMasz@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

I can certainly trust that those are indeed long yellow things.

[โ€“] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

also it says .78 lb but then the price is given in money per kg.

also no currency?

edit: oh wait am dumb. it says .78 per lb. still no currency though?

[โ€“] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] halezinflames@lemmus.org 1 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] pticrix@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

I love me a good, fresh undressable lunchable