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[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] orenj@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

Battery % twins

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always chop my status bar out to save their attention span. You're welcome.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Graphene is does it for free you can't screenshot the whole phone, just apps

[–] spacehulk@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I still haven't found a good keyboard that does bilingualism right

[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

You still missed one.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago

No way it can make it to 69 without help - won't someone consider pitching in!?

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

OMG I'm at 61. Neighbors!

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[–] moonleay@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Its all about the time / percentage ratio.

9pm & 10% => completely fine

1pm & 10% => deranged psychopath

[–] chrizzly@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Where is your god now? :D

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Strong disagree. Phone is to never go below 20%, ever.

[–] criscodisco@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

My shit is always on battery saver mode. Even at full charge.

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

For the sake of the longevity of your battery, try to never let it go below 35% and never above 80%.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

English YouTube video by a Chinese bilibili channel HTX studio doing phone battery testing, testing every phone for 500 cycles in different conditions

These guys tested three phones per bucket for 500 charge cycles. Tl;dw:

Image showing results for iPhones

iPhones lost 11.8% when slow charging for 500 cycles, 12.3% when fast charging, and 8.3% when fast charging from 30% to 80%.

Image showing results for IQOO Android phones

The IQOO phones lost 8.8% when slow charging for 500 cycles, 8.5% when fast charging, and 6.0% when fast charging from 30% to 80%.

Only using half the capacity does make a difference, but you'll only see longevity differences after multiple years, and only small differences then. These tests took 167 days, but the phones were charged and discharged 3 times a day on average, running heavy software to drain the phones quickly.

What I assume to be the reason for the difference between iPhones and Android phones is the maximum battery capacity. The iPhones started out with a much lower capacity battery to begin with, and even now iPhone batteries are sometimes pitifully small, so any wear and tear is magnified.

Also nowadays there are silicon carbon batteries which haven't proven their longevity yet. There are rumors about lower longevity, because they expand and contract more during use. There hasn't been independent testing to verify that yet. What has happened is that multiple Chinese phone generations have had silicon carbon batteries, and now even Samsung is offering phones (new z fold 8 line, soon S27 and more) with a small amount of silicon carbon, increasing the capacity about 10% beyond what lithium would provide.

[–] burido@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I use a silicon carbon battery on my phone. 7k mha is crazy good for my needs, it's +40% from a 5k. But for anyone planning on buying them know that the higher the capacity for size the worse their life span should be in theory, since the difference is just the silicon to graphite ratio. More silicon = more capacity but worse life span and more graphite = longer life span but lower capacity. So just because a battery is silicon carbon doesn't tell much about how long it will last, since you can have a SC battery with 5k and 10k mha that would have completely different results.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's okay I am using a Fairphone. I can just swap the battery easily.

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure, but why create more e-waste? Might as well make the battery you have last.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Batteries can be recycled pretty well actually.

There are limits to how far people are willing to go, and you're talking to someone who already bought a Fairphone. Maybe not someone you should be overly concerned with, all things considered.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

While true, this affects about less than 1% of the battery life and thefore can be ignored

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's this claim based on? The amount of cycles required for the battery to degrade to 80% of capacity is quadrupled when discharging between 80% and 35%. That doesn't really seem to be compatible with the claim of "1% of the battery life"

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I pulled it out of my ass.

However I remember a video where someone tested phone batteries and came to the conclusion that you get about 100 days more usage out of the battery when using slow charging and only to 80% in comparison to fast charging and 100%.

While the batteries themselves are good for several years.

Also they stopped at about 60-70% capacity because after that you usually want a new battery.

If I find the video I link it here. Probably most numbers I said are wrong. My memory is just that it doesn't matter whether you care for your phone battery or not.

Mostly because the software already handles the shit.

Edit: the video: https://youtu.be/kLS5Cg_yNdM

Apparently I remember stuff that didn't happen

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

i don't notice my battery life until my phone is dead.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Gotta know if it came from a psychopath

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Psycopath is having the status bar absolutely full of notificatipns.

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everyone with ADHD reading this

awkward puppet meme

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, that's usually the other way, empty except for these status notifications

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

through a combination of just allowing notifications for every app that asks becauseIm impatient, procrastinating actually cleaning that mess up, and never dismissing anything because "I'll look at that later" or "I'm leaving it there to remind me to reply" or whatever, my notifications are usually insane

[–] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What part of battery level means psychopath?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Under 5%: definite Under 15%: likely Under 50%: sus

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And what about people who’s phones are really old and don’t last long? And they can’t afford a new one?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Depends.

What percentage are they on?

[–] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My mother in law’s previous phone died by 11am. So it would go from 100% to 0% in about 3-4 hours.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well she went very rapidly from completely unsuspicious to full-on-psychopath and back then, I dunno what to say.

[–] Fern@piefed.world 2 points 2 days ago

I thought way too long about the psychological implications of having a phone with low batt after reading this.

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I never let my phone get below 60%, so no one should be disappointed with me

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Can't tell you how many times I've checked my battery and it's at 1%

I'm not always so lucky...

[–] Jestzer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

And it’s always something super low, like 5%.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's often red

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