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Ah, the smell of eggs. That's really bringing me back. I used to cook the new batch of mouse balls for the macs at school each week.

[โ€“] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 7 points 17 hours ago

"Back in my day" we would swap out someone's mouse ball with a hard-boiled egg yolk as a prank. Good times.

[โ€“] NaibofTabr 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Even worse, yolk sizes are unpredictable, and it's not like you can open an uncooked egg to check. You had to boil at least a dozen and hope one of them fit.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My friend managed to find a compatible eraser at some stationery store while travelling, but he couldn't tell me exactly which one he went to. This was before we could just order everything online, The best part was that you could use up the eraser a little bit to get a snug fit, you can't do that with the yolks.

I don't know why more stores didn't carry those erasers

[โ€“] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] neutriNO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Them and the Chicken-yakuza. So many peck jobs have really hindered the Egg n Chicken industry.

[โ€“] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] NaibofTabr 2 points 13 hours ago

Thanks buddy, I like me too.

[โ€“] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

I am now officially old.

[โ€“] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago

This might be the dumbest meme I've ever seen. I like it.

[โ€“] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Fucking amateur...I ordered specially made yolks from Japan. For real gamerz. High precision, high durabilty, less odor.

Worth it. Ah kids these days...

[โ€“] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, on the plus side every time you had to boil a new one, you got a couple snacks. The best part was the old yolk

[โ€“] BrickEater@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I'm fucking gagging. Tried it once and couldn't get past the layer of dandruf and hair.

[โ€“] j4yc33@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

oh man, I tried to make 2 weeks in advanced once, you know to save time.

Holy fuck, the smell. It was awful.

[โ€“] restingOface@quokk.au 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Nobody@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The worst part was having to clean the gunk off your yolk to up the mouseโ€™s responsiveness.

[โ€“] Hegar@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago

I found it so satisfying! Especially when you'd get it all off a roller in one piece.

[โ€“] StillAlive@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

Just lick it