Roller Kosher Tycoon
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2026
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Stopping all fediverse activities. Good bye.
Absolutely stupid indisriminate bans by mods on various instances make it clear to me lemmy and fediverse does not want content.
if I ever get back to fediverse It would be on my own instance as its clear to me nothing short of that is going to work.
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Bruh why did that make me laugh so hard? 🤣🤣
Bro pulled a fast one on God when He wasn't looking, then this snitch put that shit in writing.
There's a few things about some religions that make me think you're pulling a fast one on god on some level.
Not eating during the day for a while, but once the sun goes down you're good? It feels like you're sneaking while god's not looking.
Well… maybe God is more like: „Alright, technically you obeyed your interpretation of my rules so we’re good.“
That entirely sums up the Jewish relationship with god. You're not allowed to carry ANYTHING outside your house on the Sabbath, so they make bracelets involving house keys, and put a wire around entire cities and declare it all a "dwelling" or something like that. Google eruv to read about it. Oh also they have timer things on stoves that turn on randomly so that you don't directly turn it on yourself.
There's also elevators with a Sabbath mode so on that day it stops at every floor because they're not allowed to press buttons on the Sabbath.
My stove has a setting just to keep it on 24 hours or more at a time. I knew what the setting was for, husband did not, the sales person did and was surprised I knew. I think it might even be called a sabbath setting in the manual.
So according to orthodox jews (micro) management isn't work.
Only if you want to do it
(technically you still can't directly ask people to do stuff, but for example saying "it's hot in here" and someone else turns on the ac is fine)