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Man fatally shoots cousin after argument over whose enchiladas were spicier (www.wsoctv.com)

submitted 10 hours ago by time2lose@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] TheBluetoofs@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago

I guess he won.

[–] darvocet 5 points 4 hours ago

I wrote this in the other post but how could you possibly get into a situation like this? The people at the house had a DUTY to test those enchiladas and report to us on which was hotter. But they FAILED and now we can never know.

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

He said the chile was -too hot-? Ugh. Loser

[–] inari@piefed.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

With the Atacama Desert in it, it's no exaggeration