this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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Aneurysm Posting

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[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I read that three times and still feel like I’m having a stroke.

[–] Dewbs84@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

Okay so I’m not the only one, ty

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why's he being so god damned sexual about whatever the hell that meant?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s oven at nothing like all

Like all

Like all

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Sturpid smexy Arbuckle

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Jon Arbuckle exudes a sensual energy that cannot be contained. He's pure sexual dynamite.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry, Jon, you have carbon monoxide poisoning.

[–] Knitwear@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

gas turned up a little high on your oven there Jon

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Aneurysm & Dementia Posting

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I don't appreciate the seductive look this man is giving his cat and have called the authorities.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

What...what are you doing step-turkey?

[–] Redhotkurt@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Read this five times and can't make sense of it, gonna pour another coffee and try later.

Also, if Jim gets stuck in that oven, that's some weirdass kinky porn, brah.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I really have to read which community I'm in before reading some posts. It hurt my brain trying to figure this out until I realized where this post was.

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sudo dd if=~/pie of=/dev/oven bs=20 status=progress

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

@snaptastic would find this comment relevant, I bet.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The lemmy legend has found this community. My life has meaning now

This community physically pains me. It's great, lol.

I've subbed and will send any relevant posts this way if I come across them!

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

No, it's an edit. Few years old meme when a genius threw a nonsense copy pasta onto a comic strip and this gem was born. I still have no idea what the original says, but probably something boring about lasagna.