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DAE think that tankies are just like ducktales tv show? (old.reddit.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by HornyOnMain@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
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"Adventure being chaotic doesn't justify banning it or taking over the world and [bradford buzzard from ducktales 2017] has this big problem that he doesn't get adventuring, so it make his point bad and he's shown to not be a reliable narrator too (like putin who lie A LOT and is not reliable on his deals)"

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[–] FOSS_Propagandist@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tankiejerk sub

Only one hit for "hexbear"

You losers need to post harder top-use-words

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

Guy who has only ever seen DuckTales: Guys, these other guys are just like the Beagle Boys

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like how most of their posts are in r/ducktales and that cartoon about talking duck children bleeds into their geopolitical analysis. This is an exceptionally normal person with meat in their brain.

Edit: https://old.reddit.com/r/ducktales/comments/17ucoiv/arent_those_heights_off/

https://i.redd.it/gse7dtyfv1k41.jpg It's weird because they feel much taller in the show. Magica doesn't look like she's 1m30 and lunaris look like he's a giant, not 1m50. also, the lines on that chart aren't consistent so I don't think it's legit their height. Someone on the reddit thread remarked they shrunked lunaris and I agree, he already looked much taller than donald or glomgold. https://old.reddit.com/r/ducktales/comments/fbt1rf/it_probably_means_nothing_but_one_can_hope/ I don't think that promo chart is canon to the show, the ducks being 1m50/70 seems more reasonable since they're shown to be closer to human height in quackpack. Also,it would make beakley 1m50 too, wich is weird seeing how massive she look in the show

wat

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

Literally "pop culture has given me my ideological convictions that designated bad men are ontologically evil and any argument to the contrary is inherently a lie regardless of the facts, I am a very smart and mature person who is worth taking seriously."

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

[bradford buzzard from ducktales 2017] has this big problem that he doesn't get adventuring

Noooooo the wholesome chungus billionaire adventurers are misunderstood wojak-nooo