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Spez finds out about Lemmy (www.captiongenerator.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Barns@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mein Spez...bahahahaha

[–] BrianTheFirst@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Holy shit 😂

[–] Bz2486@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Fucking lost it when beans and old memes.... Love this fucking place

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Export it with subtitles and I'll post it on reddit 😂.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't wait for it to hit the front page.

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

I have NEVER stopped finding these funny. Thank you for making this! I love finding a fresh one.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

“Was he eating Cliff bars?”

Fucking genius; love it, OP.

[–] McBinary@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

Raging about "fucking beans" had me giggling! 😆

[–] cyborganism@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Fucking hell. I've been here barely a month and already we have so much stuff in common. The 3 day no shit bit had me LOL really hard.

[–] doge_d_aspin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Mein Spez - 0

Constipated Guy - 1

[–] mintiefresh@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

I been here a month and I understood everything haha! So good

[–] Newstart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Lol this shit is too funny. Long life to lemmy, and thanks to the bunch of sweaty nerds working for free in their mama’s basement for giving us a place free of corporate greed.

[–] ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dare I ask about the 3-days-no-shit guy?

[–] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The 3 day no poop challenge - where it all began https://lemmy.world/post/637339

[–] ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you. Good to be caught up on Fediverse history.

[–] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf 5 points 2 years ago

Honestly my favorite version of thos meme

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

This was perfect, really made my day :)

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

you're da real MVP, OP!

[–] BeansLeg@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Phenomenal

[–] oldlamps@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

This is a real man of true genius move

[–] lucky0111@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Thank you. This was perfect.

[–] MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me gusta

[–] zred@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Awesome

[+] amaze@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

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[–] Barns@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

well you must be fun at parties... it's a video with funny captions, really no need to read too much into this

[+] amaze@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

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[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would also like to know how a priest, a minister, and a rabbi would ever walk into a bar. It's just so unrealistic.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

They're here to solve a murder, of course. The most powerful and hated man in the village (who was about to foreclose on the bar along with several other local businesses, tear up the kiddie beach, and bulldoze a 2,000-year-old oak tree in order to create a golf and leisure center with a dock for yachts) has collapsed and expired over his single malt, an odor of bitter almonds wafting from his blue lips. Knowing their constabulary to be completely incompetent, and themselves all suspect, the local yokels have called in Father Dintouchim Murphy, Reverend Mehitabel Casewright, and Rabbi Solvitt Goldfarb to find someone they don't like, or even remember, guilty of the crime for which they're all grateful.

[–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago

We’re not trying to be Reddit, we also don’t need a billion users.

Like Abraham Lincoln probably once said, quality over quantity.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 0 points 2 years ago

It's good 😂. The beginning kinda sucked, but it got better after a while 😂.