Man fuck this headline.
United States | News & Politics
This is the best summary I could come up with: Henry Kissinger, war criminal and complete piece of garbage, finally died. The world is a better place now.
Living to 100 was a pretty big "fuck you" though :\
His death will not bring the thousands of families he's murdered.
I hope his death was painful.
Are we supposed to pretend the Nobel Peace Prize means anything? This headline and the entire concept of Henry Kissinger (among others) being a global representative of peace is like the purest imaginable rendition of Orwellian doublespeak bullshit, such that it feels like my head should just explode.
This is one case where I think it's perfectly legitimate to downvote simply based on the headline.
Nobel winner for what? Murdering millions of innocent people?
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Nov 29 (Reuters) - Former United States Secretary of State Henry Kissinger died on Wednesday at his home in Connecticut at the age of 100, Kissinger Associates, Inc said in a statement.
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TIL Henry Kissinger was still alive. I would've guessed he'd died in the 90s.
Death didn't want to touch that bastard.