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[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ok what is this 12mn 12nn madness

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I assumed NooN and MidNight

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh I know what they put them there for. I just find it obscene.

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I dunno, people get confused by 12pm often, this feels like a relatively elegant solution.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Solution could be to learn what AM and PM means. Ante meridiem (before midday) and post meridiem (after midday).

Or use 24h time. Then you can omit the midday factor altogether.

[–] ahto@feddit.de 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Well, the definitions aren't really all that helpful. 12pm is neither before nor after midday, while 12am is exactly 12 hours before and after midday.

[–] LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Easy way to think about it is that 12 is actually the 0th hour.

0 AM and 0 PM make more sense.

I wish everyone just used military time.

0:00 to 23:59. Nothing to screw up.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

12am...12 hours...after midnight??

[–] ProtoShark@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

'this often confuses people'

'here's a solution: learn'

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Of course there’s also that other solution. You know, the one the rest of the world uses.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Ew, but it's foreign!

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you don’t know what nn and mn mean it means nothing.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

I can never differ between am and pm, because we don't use that here - well, at least I always mix it up

mn instead was very intuitive

A test of concentration, clearly you're not one of us

[–] FrasseFisk@feddit.nu 70 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Translation: 1:00, 2:00, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00, 13:00, 14:00, 15:00, 16:00, 17:00, 18:00, 19:00, 20:00, 21:00, 22:00, 23:00, 0:00

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] jcg@halubilo.social 2 points 2 years ago
[–] RTRedreovic@feddit.ch 8 points 2 years ago
[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

First time I've ever seen noon and midnight represented as 12nn and 12mn, and I'm kinda down for it.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I wish in English we said 19 o'clock out loud, and I'm not ashamed (even though I know it'll never happen)

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I know it's a joke, but this led me to get diagnosed with narcolepsy. So, just FYI.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh my god you communicate with the spirits of the dead!

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I see you slinging jokes around in the comments and I'm here for it. Nice work OP

Just doing my part good sir

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Could also just be an insomniac like me. No narcolepsy and I can sleep like a baby, but getting to sleep is like pulling teeth. Life's responsibilities don't follow my shitty sleep patterns tho, so I'm constantly not getting enough sleep.

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

It's the opposite for me. Usually, I can fall asleep very quickly and easily. But I can't stay asleep and I don't feel rested after sleeping.

[–] youngalfred@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First time I've seen the distinction 12nn and 12mn for noon and midnight - I like it!

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.de 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It works, but it's still a workaround for a thoroughly confusing notation instead of just using 24h time.

[–] creation7758@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago
[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I thought this was Tommy Wiseau as I scrolled past...

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

"I did not hit her, I did not! Oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Mark!"

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

...but it was the queen bitch of WhoTheFuckCares.

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Definitely would have made the meme much better.

Hi, doggie.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago

Queen of the glory hole.

[–] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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