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A screenshot from a Call of Duty level where you have to defend Woking Pizza Express until MI5 can wipe Jimmy Savile's hard drive

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's the feathers

Also that guy in the helmet on the back looks absolutely lost

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If it weren't so blurry, that would make a good emoji

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago

"oh fuck I forgot my feather hat"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's the feathers

Now I want Steven Seagal to be in a movie called Feather in His Cap where he wears a beret with a feather that's more ridiculous than the ones in the photo. The entire plot of the movie is he goes from place to place and once somebody makes fun of him he says "Did you just make fun of my feather in my cap?" and then he fights that guy and about six of his friends.

Via clever editing and obvious CGI - his very fat action hero ass beats them all to a pulp. He only gets very minor injuries. And then it's on to the next town and the next beat down.

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Edit

TIL - it's called a hackle.

Hackle

The hackle is a clipped plume or short spray of coloured feathers that is attached to a military headdress, with different colours being associated with particular regiments.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

"Fatly going around corners."

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mf looks like a boiled ham

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"To appeal to gammons I must become the gammon" - Keith Stormfront

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Der Starmer

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL - A beret with a feather is a called a hackle.

Hackle

The hackle is a clipped plume or short spray of coloured feathers that is attached to a military headdress, with different colours being associated with particular regiments.

[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Why of all times did they choose that moment to ~~half~~ quarter-ass the greasepaint?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Nazi ass logo