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Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’ (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 175 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What does he smell like?

Depends.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] furzegulo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

like a five penny fascist

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[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 161 points 1 year ago (4 children)

“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

This is the official response. You'd best start believing in Idiocracy, you're in one.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can I at least get some electrolytes please.

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 13 points 1 year ago

It's what plants crave!

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Why do we allow these morons to make a mockery of society?

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

When I first saw Idiocracy when it was perhaps a year or three old, I thought it was stupid. I loved the premise but thought the movie was stupid and too exaggerated. That it would be funnier if it were less over the top.

I admit that I was wrong about it being exaggerated. But I was right that it would be funnier otherwise because it wouldn't have been so prescient.

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[–] MajesticSloth@lemmy.world 157 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Gotta love the Streisand effect on display. Wouldn't have known he smells if they hadn't "fired back."

[–] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are you sure about that? Because every picture I see of the seditious fuck makes him look like he smells of hamberder grease and dirty adult diapers.

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently the smell is body odor and makeup....which makes sense

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[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Melania always seemed to have a look on her face like someone just farted. I now know why.

[–] jonne 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would be hilarious if there was a whole bank of Melania photos where she's smiling from ear to ear when she's not around him.

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[–] Drusas@kbin.social 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's an old fat guy with a poor diet, of course he smells.

I don't really care if he smells, but I think it's really funny that they care that somebody said it.

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[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Jingle bells

trump smells like shit

That is all.

[–] rosymind@leminal.space 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

Jingle bells,

Donald Trump smells,

Pro-se-cute him all the way!

Oh, whata time

It is to live!

Let's li-ti-gate all he has to say!

Hey!

Can anyone else improve this?

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not hard to believe. He did once enter Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Too bad that one aide didn't get the memo and told him about the cheeto dust on his mask when he was touring the factory

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how fucked in the head do you have to be to married to this giant human-sized piece of feces

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 45 points 1 year ago

Greed is the oldest aphrodisiac.

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It pays well.

[–] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should check out the Economy in Slovakia so they'll understand her motivation.

[–] Buck@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Slovenia, and they're not that poor.

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[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago

In some ways it makes sense for someone so full of shit he must be overflowing with it.

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago

Make America Gag Again.

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are we sure it's not some power move from his art of the deal? Like he intentionally smells so people are desperate to get out of the room?

[–] krakenx@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

"The fart of the deal"

[–] el_hache@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Aah the ole Yu-Gi-Oh tournament strategy I see.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Do not bathe, smell, assert dominance.

[–] Nolegjoe@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The state of American politics

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[–] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trump’s professional, adult lawyers: “No u”

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Your honor, we are rubber and they are glue. Whatever they say bounces off of us and sticks to you (points at prosecution)

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[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who are you going to believe? Trump's team or Bob Woodward?

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[–] theodewere@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

so he's full of shit, and he smells like it.. it only makes sense..

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

President Pig Pen

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pig Pen doesn't deserve that kind of insult.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Comon guys, don't be so mean.

He just forgot to change his diaper that one time!

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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Jingle bells

Donald smells

Eric did a line

Melania holds her nose

And Rudy got a fine

[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m beginning to think he uses the bronzer to protect his skin with an extra layer.

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[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

What a Stinker!

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Can I just summarise where we are, as we close 2023 ?

“You smell” “Do not” “Do so”” “Do not”

With a media and leadership like this, the only hope is nice fat meteor from the cosmos .

[–] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Shit stinks. Next story?

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