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[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 26 points 1 year ago
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like how this list is implicitly aware that Germany is the lynchpin of the EU

[–] Cicraft@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Frankfout? Berlin't? Gernahny?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Ditchland

Allemagnope

Germanflee

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago
[–] TheV2@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago
[–] FridayChad@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[–] tuda224@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For Austria it's actually ÖXIT and sadly enough it's a thing.

[–] ahriboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

And DEXIT for Germany. I really hate AfD.

[–] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

🇵🇱 Poleout

[–] PanPuszek@reddthat.com 13 points 1 year ago

It's not my original idea, but it definitely should be Polend.

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We've already decided on Svejsan if Sweden would ever try to leave. It doesn't translate well, but that's part of the spirit I guess.

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

As a non-Swede I will ruin the joke: hejsan is hello/bye in swedish.

[–] CAVOK@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Any other country seriously considering leaving the EU?

I thought brexit was this titanic success of hindenburg-esque proportions and about as popular as a fart in a lift.

[–] crackajack@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's up to the people as always. Even the previous right wing government of Poland has rhetoric of leaving EU is which ignored by the population. Overwhelming number of Poles support to remain in the EU. Actually trying to materialise leaving the EU is unthinkable for most Europeans despite what these Euroskeptic individuals would want.

The only reason UK elected to leave was because they think they still have an colonies to trade with and can be self-sustainable.

[–] ahriboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Luxit, Exprus, Exituva

[–] moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Adieu doesn't make sense in French. It's called Union Européenne.

People will use Frexit. The name speak for itself and whom is behind this ideology.

[–] rambaroo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The meme is very obviously made for English speakers. I'm not sure how you're taking it this seriously

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Bruh this is Lemmy. I dunno if you've noticed but EVERY meme post and joke post is filled with comments like this of people taking the joke completely seriously and getting whiny over it. Starting to just get pathetic.

[–] Phoeniqz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Rungary

Czexit

Novakia

Byeprus

Nullgaria

Roawaynia

Quituania

Farewellgium

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

Czechout is better.

[–] yojimbo@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

'czexit' is good (and used commonly here in cz) - i prefer 'czechout' though

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's actually genius. Is it a thing in Italy?

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately no. Whenever this bullshit comes up in the news (and it does periodically when elections are due), it's always italexit. Monkey sees, monkey does.

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Aman9das@lemmus.org 6 points 1 year ago

What the hell

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isle of man, I told you we really gotta leave!

[–] alansuspect@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Unexpected Manxie!

[–] HeavyDogFeet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Withdrawsaw should obviously have been Goland and I won’t be taking any feedback.

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For Austria either Ausstria or Austriaus?

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Österreichts

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess Germany will never be able to leave EU, there is just no good word for that.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Leave the EU? I am the EU!

[–] andshit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] jmsy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Lith-away-nia

Leave-ia

Est-alone-ia

And my personal favourite:

Malta la vista

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, Canada, the famously European country that is a cornerstone of the European Union.

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk -4 points 1 year ago

It's the least inventive one by miles.