Yes. Gather all the celebs and make them all endorse the Democratic candidate. Maybe in like public events and shit. Really just do the whole Hillary playbook

[–] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Maybe we can get some cheesy videos from VOX or something where they say things like "Joe Biden is a great listener" or "he makes people feel safe like a beloved grandfather"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

What if Swift wrote songs about other world leaders as president? Like a song about bad blood between her and Xi.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

denial  
anger  
bargaining <-- currently here  
depression  
acceptance

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Taylor would declare herself a god empress first week and start demanding we sacrifice virgins to her so she can bathe in their blood.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

you make her sound cool

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Yes, no flaws, worked for Hillary

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Democrats keep thinking celebrity endorsements will work and it never works

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You hear that? If Joe Biden doesn't win, we all know who to blame.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Anyone but Joe Biden?

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tired: Great Man Theory

Wired: Great Woman Theory

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Inspired: Grenby Theory

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Joe Biden could save Joe Biden in 2024 if he did literally anything good.

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Taylor Swift is holding out to run for ultra-president in 2040.

[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sure why not? She can do concert diplomacy. Better use of carbon than burning the equivalent of 50 cars to fly private to watch the most mid man you’ve ever laid eyes on play football poorly

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

sure, it's all kayfabe anyway, make it as farcical as possible to make a mockery of anyone who takes it seriously

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

farquaad-point The liberal thinks politics is downstream of culture!

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

i think anyone who likes taylor swift is either already voting biden or is super racist and wouldn't care

maybe? i dont actually know anyone who likes her so-

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Last time I try electoralism, but she better fly coach