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[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

GO! FUCKING KILL HIM!!!

YOU GOT THIS! FULL THROTTLE BABY!!

GIVE IT ALL YOU GOOOOOOT!

Miss

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

And you are the healer/tank

Yup I know that feeling

[–] Jimbob0i0@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Damn it felt good as a resto druid on the final phase of Lady Vashj back in SSC when this happened though... only a couple of us alive... dodging the bad shit on the ground... throwing rejuvenation on myself, and moonfire spam on her as to stand still was to die... instant spells only were viable... then having her go down in that craziness just a few days before her big nerf... yeah that's a "core memory" moment for me!

[–] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

My guild is lucky enough to have a world top 500 demon hunter as our tank. Not only is this guy the best shot-caller I've ever played with...he'll kill the boss in this situation more often than not.

Love you, Cbabes. All the raiders in this guild know exactly how lucky we are to have you.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Could still be doable as a tank or healer just slower.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can I get a rock and stone?

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 11 points 2 years ago

if you do not aggregate and silicate, you shall not return to your original place of dwelling

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I wonder what kind of slop they'll be serving in the canteen tonight

[–] force@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] prongs@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

As much as I look back and wonder why I spent so much time grinding in Destiny, these moments with friends during raids and trials were what kept me going through COVID lockdowns in 2021.

[–] FlyingLoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Definitely have been in those shoes while tanking Onyxia back in the day. The group wiped at 5% and I was left to finish the fight. I still don’t know how I did it, but I remember all the yelling during and afterwards. Good times.

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 2 points 2 years ago

"BLANKITY BLANKITY BLANK"

"YOU WHAT!?"

*Choking*

"Nyuh Nyuh"

So anyway, this is how my ROR2 runs end.

[–] R3tl3f@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

CS2, 1 on 1, the Bomb is ticking, you do the Last kill and defuse...

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

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