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I couldn't believe it but it's true I swear. This knowledge feels forbidden, like knowing it is somehow dangerous. The government definitely doesn't want us to know though I'm sure of that. But that's exactly why I have to tell you. That's exactly why it's so important you know

secrets insideHumans contain and create fluids other than shid, piss, and cam

I know. I didn't believe it either but you have to trust me on this.

Honestly I'm excited to see what Hexbears can do with this knowledge. This could unlock new and exciting times for us all.

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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lymph gang lymph gang lymph gang

Our time has come

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Rise up! But like don't swell up I don't have time to be sick right now thank you

[–] voight@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Two people posted about the lymphatic system at the same time. I see you both know pieces of the Forbidden Knowledge. Good. Excellent.

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Number 4 will BLOW YOUR BUTT OFF

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The average person has no idea just how juicy they are. All sorts of juices, just leakin' everywhere on occasion. Why, I myself musta seen at least a dozen flavors of peoplejuice in my time, and i'm sure ive only begun to broach that catalog.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Delicious human juices frothingfash

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ooh shit lemme test this out

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The key is to keep your wet parts INSIDE of your body. Brave of you for trying to take them outside though

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

This should be in the fake news comm

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

changing out bandages every day and looking at the discharge gang

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just don't understand how humans are so wet. And in so many wonderful and unique ways

we got a lotta goop

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interstitial fluid is just bean juice.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

MMM human bean juice delicious sicko-instapot

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

the endocrine system is like if you squirted telephone signals into the water pipes