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[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 150 points 1 year ago (10 children)
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[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 73 points 1 year ago

We could just let people with babies immigrate into the country easily instead of forcing people already here to have extra.

Oh wait that's not the right kind of baby? Weird.

[–] Bipta@kbin.social 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

OBEY

CONSUME

REPRODUCE

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How will you pay for them? Figure it out, loser!

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

Where will they live when the planet is actively killing us?

THATS THEIR PROBLEM!

[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's your fault for not being heir to an apartheid-era emerald mine fortune, really. Should have chosen better parents.

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[–] covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Elon musk is just firing more and more people. What he want these kids to be? Steve Jobless?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

He wants people to give him money, not the other way around.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 1 year ago

He and his dad have a pregnancy thing. They both have some weird breeding fetish

[–] I_like_cats@lemmy.one 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like to ask that woman if she is pregnant right now. If not, call her a hypocrite

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You'd need to know if she is having unproctected sex. Exclusively unprotected. And no birth control. Babies can't happen if she's taking birth control.

[–] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Are you currently being pumped full of hot man juice deep into your vagina?"

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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

Pls refill workforce

No, we aren't paying you a living wage to make it feasible

Juck get fucked

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 year ago

decades of don't have kids if you can't afford them and now it's "have kids! They yearn for the mines!"

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is this some stupid religious marketing campaign

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 16 points 1 year ago

It literally is. Everylife, the guys behind this, are a Chrisrian diaper company.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

At this point Capitalism is a religion. They pay as much attention to the real world facts as religions do.

This important PSA brought to you by Christo-Fascists everywhere!

[–] damnfinecoffee@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Can't wait for my vasectomy next week

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

All you need to know is that Everylife, the company behind this campaign, is a diaper trading company that officially pushes Christianity and fights "companies that have promoted the weakening of men in American society" and that "are pushing anti-family, anti-American agendas".

This is such a fucked up combo of right-wing politics and diapers I can't even

https://everylife.com/pages/our-mission

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[–] trucy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago

oh i'm having sex, non procreative, that is

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I literally can't take care of my own life well enough, how do you expect me to be a good parent? This is why I'm celibate.

Also, I feel like there's enough people in the world already. Why do you guys need more than 8 billion people?

[–] Chriswild@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a house of cards that requires new souls to suffer for the wealthy. There will never be enough people to sate the desire for infinite growth.

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[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't get it, they need more wage slaves STAT!

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[–] lyam23@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Make more workers!

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Make more babies to be sacrificed to feed the Capital God

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[–] moss@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

capitalism requires constant population growth in order to sustain itself. The idea of unending exponential monetary growth cannot be sustained without unending population growth. for this reason every business, and every form of capitalism is doomed to eventual collapse. The only reason why it keeps going is because our fucking governments keep propping it up. this is why Elon musk's greatest fear is under population

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, Elon Musk, a very trustable source of wisdom

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

He's hoping only the white people are listening to him on this one.

[–] june@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

This is hilarious.

Musk first came into my view talking about how earth is overpopulated and we need to go to mars to survive.

[–] toxicbubble420@beehaw.org 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm sure what humanity needs is checks notes more humans, because we dont have enough problems .

i looked them up, this is a DIAPER AD

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago

they say have more babies then cheer as families drown in the rio grande

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ok, can you guarantee they will someday have a college education, housing, and Healthcare?

"NO! HAVE KIDS AND A SELECT FEW WILL WIN THE GENETIC LOTTERY AND BE ACCEPTED, THE REST CAN SUFFER."

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[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Sure, cool. Make health insurance cover my IVF then.

[–] BlackNo1@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

MKAE MORE WORKERS FOR US TO GRIND TO DUST

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hell no. I struggle with being responsible for my own life and you want me to be responsible for more lives?

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[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I feel like Elon and has this one covered

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More of a white Christian nutcase thing than a capitalist thing specifically.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Nope, I removed that option last January.

[–] jlow@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's also one of the best ways to have a giiiaaant personal CO2 footprint (through your children, clever!), so get on it!

Make more little humans that destroy the planet even more and consume shit!

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[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

ah yes, bring new sapient life unwillingly into this dying world. give them no future to look forwards to

Maybe the decision to have children is highly personal and should be left up to individual people to decide, either way?

[–] EvokerKing@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Isn't more babies the reason for the bad side of capitalism, homelessness, and other issues that many complain about on Lemmy?

[–] PetulantBandicoot@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

make more babies

How about, give us more money?

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Abso-fucking-LUTELY not happening

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