Massive heart attacks, I reckon
chapotraphouse
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the pork industry stopped their astroturfing campaign.
Did evidence of a viral marketing campaign ever come out? Its believable because of Edward Bernaise and all.
idk if the epic bacon thing actually was astroturfed or not I was just being glib
The cake is a lie xD
Holy amazeballs
Hyuck hyuck this made me belly laugh heartily good sir you are a gentlemen and a scholar enjoy your Reddit gold
Edit: Wow! I really didn't expect this post to blow up like this! Thanks for the gold, kind strangers.
RIP my inbox!
CW: Cum Town
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
We epic baconed too close to the sun
holds up spork penguin waffle dooooom (that's me being random)
rawr
I made you a cookie but I eated it
The narwhal bacons at midnight
skibidi bacon
We all have back issues now
I think those people were hunted to extinction
By who?
Colon cancer
Those jokes were almost as random as llamas! I miss those times ROFL!
it really whipped the llama's ass
Those were the days
requesting a Bunchies emote
I remember a time, long long ago, where we'd insult people on the internet by calling them llamas.
holy shit, I forgot about this. It was a stupid youtube channel that made grotesque "meals" that centered on bacon and whiskey. Imma go find the channel.
Edit: it was called Epic Meal Time, and it's still gross.
2nd edit: oh, epic bacon had nothing to do with epic meal time, this post just sparked my memory of this dumb shit
Carnists still use "Bacon is epic tho" as an argument against veganism
Ever since the Woke takeover of social media and the corrupt "defund the police" movement, people no longer see bacon as "epic". Thanks, liberals!! 🤬
Stopped because Woke
le bacon
Not that it makes a difference to a largely vegan group, but bacon isn't even the tastiest part of those less-than-kosher oinkers.
Yeah I've always thought the same thing, like okay bacon is pretty good, but if I'm gonna eat a chunk of a pig I'd rather have ribs any day.
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