Rookie move, the key is to have pocket sand that you throw into their eyes to give you move time and to make room for the pocket change...
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My outfit doesn't have pockets
Use nature's pocket
The eyelids!
I know I should know, but what is this scene from?
Jessica Jones
Jonnica Jess
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Jessica Jones
I got sick of all of the super heroes movies and shows. But Jessica Jones is actually good. I would recommend it. More of a detective show mixed with some superhero elements.
Couldn't you just move to the side a bit?
Exactly. I do this while walking away.
is that the girl who played gwen in Breaking Bad ?
Her name is Krysten Ritter and she played Jane, Jesse's girlfriend who overdoses in Breaking Bad.
Me trying to pay with cash to keep it alive
Also the drive through attendant
Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.
Just use a credit card.
Me trying to put my credit card and receipt in my pocket
The amount of times I've thought I've lost my credit card because I throw it in a random pocket out of panic.
Maybe you don’t want the banking corporations to know you purchased lube & a ham sandwich. Inb4 some goober says tap-to-pay with Google or Apple, which now lets the banking corporations & big tech know your purchase history too.
Cash is a great.
Marry me
Hey it's me, I'm the goober. I've given up on life so I don't care about anything anymore.
You can start with a few steps in the direction of privacy & slowly build to it rather than dismissing the concept.