Defenestrator

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[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

Maybe your employer will accept a statutory declaration instead of a doctor's certificate. Mine does.

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 1 points 8 months ago

Humans can grow up to eight feet. Most of them only grow posthumously, hence the expression, "six feet under."

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Explanation:

spoilerThere is no effin' way

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Gending Machine

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 31 points 11 months ago

"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”

A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who's Steve Jobs?

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago

One day I'm going to play an asexual bard, just to subvert expectations.

 
[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Rocs fall, everyone dies

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Did he collapse from seeing the rainbow roundabout?

 
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