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[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A true revolutionary prevents cross-contamination in the kitchen by properly sanitizing anything that may have come in contact with raw meat before proceeding with the rest of the food prep

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A true revolutionary washes their chicken in the sink and splashes salmonella around their kitchen

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A true revolutionary farts into the cushion to stifle the odor

[–] Trans_Caucasian_SSR@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

very angry yall apparently don't know how to clean your kitchen

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

That's bourgeois

[–] booty@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

im a marxist-bidetist

if you're not washing your ass you're just another agent of capitalism

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jordan Peterson: you aren't allowed to have a political opinion until you clean your room.

Me, a Marxist-Bidetist: you aren't allowed to have a political opinion until you clean your butthole.

I tend to reject gatekeeping, but this is one gate I think we should keep around.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Hot take: I have been in a few leftist org meetings where it felt like there were a number of members who could have benefited from some personal hygiene lessons.

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah, I've experienced this as of late too. I don't think it's classist to require folks to have proper hygiene, even if it'd be embarrassing to enforce, I don't want to go down the "respectability" pipeline but if you smell like shit and you don't have a good excuse what the fuck are you doing.

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

doodoo ass is anti authority

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[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a part Peruvian friend. He's definitely left wing like Che and Fidel, but when we saw some pro Gonzalo graffiti, he was like wtf?

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder what his reaction would be if he saw that protest on an American campus where white leftists were chanting about how good Gonzalo is a couple years ago

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Idk. They tried to organize another friend of ours work place through vibes. They said just to make a speech in front of the store and workers would join.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Libs walking around with their noses got, unwiped shit in their pants, and morning breath that could smoke out a beehive

Bow down to their calculating rationality

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

serious question: what did Gonzalo write? I keep seeing maoists telling people to read Gonzalo, but I literally cannot find a single thing this man wrote

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

that's actually a good point. People complain about baby boiling, but what if those babies grew up to become hitler?

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

I don't particularly recommend reading the work of the baby soup guy, but here you go

[–] drinkinglakewater@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Usually they mean read Collected Works of the Communist Party of Peru, General Line of PCP, or interview with Gonzalo. Think there's some stuff directly attributed to him that's mostly based on expanding Mariategui.

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[–] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

TIL not having a doodoo ass makes you an ultra

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

As we all know, one flaw of the Bolshevik revolution was that they all shit their pants constantly, Mao corrected this and furthered the immortal science of Marxism.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Maybe if the fascists read his works, they wouldn't smell like shit

read goopen!

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