You can tell it's an old stock photo by the ratio of the monitor.
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And internet explorer
And windows vista
And Vista task bar
my ThinkPad™ literally has gutters built into the keyboard to direct spilled liquids away from the circuitry. it also boots after i hit it with a hammer
You know it comes with a power button that will also switch it on for you? /s
(un)fortunately, my thinkpad has a spillproof keyboard.
I bet it isn't hydrofluoric acid spill proof
Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life
Please don't spill HF anywhere that isn't specifically designed for it.
Just need a different liquid.
And a lighter
Hey boss , I worked so fast the computer overheated. Let's call it a day shall we?
Probably not a valid excuse with M series macbooks :(
Nothing an "accidental" fall can't solve
I'm just imagining having a bad day at work and then pushing my PC off my desk at noon on a Friday, calling IT and punching out.
I mean I am IT, but still.
The world of networking is full of accidents waiting to happen.
That's what this picture was advertising.
What if i have a Thinkpad X220?
Have you ever read that Wikipedia article, Timeline of the Far Future? "Median half-life of the ThinkPad X220" is listed between "The Sun reaches the top of the red-giant branch of the Hertzsprung–Russell diagram" and "the Moon spirals below Earth's Roche limit, breaking into a ring of debris".
Fret not, dear User! For I as the IT admin will happily pour water directly into the parts that matter.
When people mention watercooling is this what they mean
By pouring water over a laptop that's been forgotten in a corner of the basement for 20 years?