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[–] Gott@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wouldn't suffer any long term effects from the blast at that distance.

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[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You either want to be close enough for instant death or far enough to be mostly unaffected. The middle ground where you die slowly from cancer or get crushed by debris or something would suck

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The burns and your body turning into soup from radiation is the real terrible part.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you have to stay 9 feet away as the shockwave expands. That's the trick

[–] PopcornTin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The shockwave will help keep you safe by moving you another 500 away from the epicenter.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

In many different directions.

[–] HopFlop@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Would that actual save you? Because, I thought the radiation also kills peoples far outside of the shockwave range...

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[–] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, getting instantly vaporized is safer than getting hit by debris or getting all types of cancer at once.

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You and I define "safer" differently.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you're vaporized, bits of you have no chance of hurting anyone else like they could if you were hit by debris and simply exploded into chunks.

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Call me selfish, but I'm worrying more about what's safe for me.

Also, If I'm at a distance where I'm exploded into chunks, then the people who could be hurt by those chunks are likely to not be doing so great themselves either.

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[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Google's featured snippet thing is not only a bad feature, it's actively causing harm. It's extremely unreliable, but people who aren't tech literate, which is most people, think "well it's Google, so it must be right." Sometimes it's obviously wrong in a funny way, but more often, it's doing something like parroting dangerous medical misinformation. To make things worse, it's very likely to answer a question, which is the search form preferred by the technologically illiterate, with a yes. I would go so far as to say they should be sued for gross negligence for implementing it. It's killed people, when antivaxxers say they "did their own research", there's a good chance it was a Google featured snippet reinforcing their claim.

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 8 points 1 year ago

It's going to be more and more unreliable as the results it's snipping from are increasingly machine-generated.

[–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] zaphod@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'll taking both of your feet tqvm.

[–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 26 points 1 year ago

Is this A"I"?

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I was told that when you see a nuclear explosion then you should carefully observe it because you'll never see anything like it again in your life.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 22 points 1 year ago

This must be the "dangerous misinformation" I keep hearing about.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just stay inside a refrigerator and you will be OK 👍

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Sarah Connor already told us how to prepare:

"Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day"

[–] init@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, maybe if it's a really, really small nuclear explosion

[–] 7heo@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah. There are now three sets of imperial units: UK, US, and U235.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Well for what it's worth, it didn't specify that it's 9 feet from the blast center. If we define the blast by its radius of safety, then staying that distance plus 9 feet will, in fact, keep you safe

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Time is relative so this is technically true

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"The ~~goggles~~ sunglasses, they do nothing!"

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

Thanks ChatGPT

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, does it have to be exactly 9 feet?

Of course. An inch in either direction would be extremely dangerous.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No. The second option is 9.31 feet.

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[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Or hide in a fridge.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One letter seems to be missing...

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

26 is hard to fit in an array

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[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's their meme, hence they're not in it.

[–] xta@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

what PF 🧴 should also get?

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[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Been eating paint chips all my life for this moment

[–] Lath@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It got confused by all the American measuring units. Probably meant 9 chinchillas.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How many farthings is that?

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