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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago

Damn i could be playing american truck simulator on my commute

critical support to Elon in his quest to kill all Americans

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago (4 children)

shoutout to Tesla for somehow cultivating a worse driver population than BMW

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

They can't be as bad as Audi owners. Audiots are the worst motorists on the road.

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In my part of Copenhagen, there are quite a lot of Teslas driving around, and I gotta say, it warms my heart to see just how diverse the bazinga-drivers have become in recent years. Most of them are of course pasty white nerds driving around staring at the big-ass ipad in the center-console, but more and more I begin to see the successful young professional class of immigrants/brown people also driving and staring at the big-ass ipad.

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Surprisingly large amount of them in Stockholm are contractors using them as company cars. Fairly common that a project manager for plumbing or whatever shows up in a Tesla now.

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do they compare to Mustang owners?

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the stereotype for Mustang owners is that they run over crowds

That's just the truth though 🤔

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

oh shit sounds like the range rover drivers have some competition

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how dare you not gradually nudge the car out of its lane. Dude isn't watching, you coulda just sent him on a journey into the woods forever

[–] jonne 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You probably need something like a Hummer to nudge that thing. It's obnoxiously huge and heavy.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

You don't even have to touch it, the sensors will dodge it out of the lane to prevent you from hitting it.

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Dude isn't watching

ngl I thought the driver was a woman

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i dont want to generalise, but this is 100% a dude thing

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

Fill a spray bottle with hydrogen peroxide and salt then spray it all over his car

[–] PostyourJaggaHogs@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

If you showed this to me 4 years ago and told me it was a shot from a movie or something I would have told you it was too on the nose

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the book Snow Crash people who use VR while functioning in public are called “gargoyles” and are universally despised and mocked as try-hard dorks. It’s pretty neat to see at least one thing from the sci-fi I grew up on come true.

[–] kickit@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

only thirty years too early

[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I should read that

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So everyone knows, Cybertruck doesn't have autopilot or FSD enabled yet.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

FSD

Frame Shift Drive charging.... sicko-blur ...4...3... sicko-beaming ...2...1... Engage sicko-speeeeen

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

damn i miss playing elite dangerous

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah beam those Ford ads into my feeble brain

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Turns out 9000lbs of car has a hard time in snow. Needs fucking tank treads lol.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The river Temarc?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wearing my bazinga goggles in my bazinga car while jerking it in public while running over my grandma

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

New young Sheldon

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

that vehicle is so hideous

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for the guy driving in a Tesla while using a Vision Pro headset.

I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

I am neutral on life and I celebrate this news

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I hate humanity! I hate humanity!

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If that's the Apple headset then he can see through it. Still probably just as if not more distracted than someone fucking with music on their cell phone tho.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

They can see through it, and it doesn’t work while on a moving subway, according to a video I saw yesterday, so I fail to see how it would work in a car. At least for now.

(You can do stuff with it while stationary, but when you start to move the content stays static and drifts away, then tells you it doesn’t work while moving. Jury is out of it would work on a plane. This makes sense because the thing locks what you are doing into place so you can look around and whatever.)

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I don’t give a shit