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I'll have the usual (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] punkisundead@slrpnk.net 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

a c a b

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a a a a a a because I cant afford shit

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And then a one more time

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

I will hold you accountable to this

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Lord Farquiplier? Nice

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey in my defense I did hand wash a spoon and a bowl so I could have cereal for dinner even though all the dishes were dirty, so it's not like household tasks don't get done.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m proud of you bud

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let’s not forget our lady Marijuana.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Parallel access to depressing memories and constant paranoia over the smallest things. How fun!

[–] Lath@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Would you do household chores to procrastinate from doing work?

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I have a standing desk so I tend to sweep whenever I'm in a meeting.

[–] Arkaelus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yep, it's laundry for me... or I just get stuck cleaning my entire bathroom once I start wiping off the water smudges on the faucet. 10 minutes later, it's been two hours and the work day's over!

[–] cloud_herder@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sometime I don’t want to feel seen… 🫥

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

OP: 🔭👀

[–] carbonprop@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Did we just become best friends?

[–] DuckOverload@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is all just about normalizing poor decisions, right?

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Shit, 2 out of 3 isn't too bad.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

And none really produce the serotonin/dopamine, it just makes the nagging feeling disappear.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Masturbation is always the answer.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I feel like lately it's not. I don't know, but there's no joy. It's not like I'm addicted. Maybe twice a week or so. But the excitement is gone

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Eh, I'll just take an A today...

Ah, what the hell, I could eat. Let's do an A & C...

Weelllll, doing C is basically doing B too so....

I'll get an E. Same as always.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 1 year ago

E of course. Like everyday

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shit. I've done everything but d. Pre-ordered ff 7 rebirth for 56 quid. Eat some nuggies cos I couldn't be fucked cooking and had wank this morning before lunchtime.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

B and D and gym

[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

All except D, C and B

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ok but what if I already did all of E) 30 minutes after waking up ... What now? Gambling?

[–] Atemu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Since you're posting here, the answer is obvious.

[–] force@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

real

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

F: Stumble upon this community by chance and not leave for X hours

(I'm not diagnosed... yet)

Edit: Also this

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

F. Pay a homeless person to let them stab you