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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 251 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every big web site in 2024 looks like the sites people warned you not to visit in the 90s

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't invent the torment nexus.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good news! We've invented the torment nexus

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[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 146 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Captcha buster is taking care of the captchas now at least. A robot that proves I'm not a robot. Is this the singularity yet?

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago

No, but it's definitely a boring dystopia.

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[–] plofi@lemmy.world 106 points 1 year ago (19 children)

In europe we have a "reject all" button for cookies and it's fantastic

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

No, we don't. I had to do this manually, more than once.

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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All that just to find that the page doesn’t have the info you needed anyway.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But made its best to make you stay on the page over the 12 second watermark or some SEO bullshit.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate when I look up som simple info for a game and you get to a page that just has all this generated text telling you how you want to know that simple info and how they are going to tell you that simple info on that site and how this game makes you do that simple thing and some background about what that game is

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[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Internet in 2024 (for me):

  1. Service unavailable in your country (VPN)
  2. Confirm you're a human (VPN)
  3. Blank page (noscript)
  4. Obscure error (fingerprint / cookie blocking)
  5. Page not found (https required)

The percentage of websites that "just work" with privacy measures in place is depressingly small.

[–] starry@suppo.fi 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you have to put in extra work just to make your website not work with privacy measures. like you have to put in the work to use some bloated javascript framework that doesn't work with noscript instead of just sticking with plain html and css, which would work. on top of that, i've encountered way too many big websites that don't even have a noscript tag so all you see is a ghost layout or a blank page.

[–] Kayana@ttrpg.network 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's something I would disagree with though. "Sticking with plain HTML and CSS" is way more work, and often has significantly less functionality, than building a website with a framework.

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[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 year ago (8 children)

How is this a shitpost? It's just true.

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[–] Sticker@lemy.nl 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Most of all, I was sick of the captcha from cloudflare.
On some sites, there was endless checking and it was impossible to view the content of the site.

[–] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, too many sites I’ve done 3+ captchas and still won’t let me in, and not even the ones where 1 cell has either a shadow or a sliver of a bike tire. And reports that bots are now better at passing these than people. I won’t use a site with a pick-the-squares captcha anymore.

Click a slider is the most I’ll do. If anyone needs me I’ll be over here hanging out with the bots that are too shitty to pass a captcha.

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[–] Vrtrx@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The cookies being pre selected is illegal in the EU. Although I've seen sites that don't care and still enable them by default

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ones I've seen disable the 'consent' bits by default, but then there's 'vendor preferences' where 'legitimate interest' is automatically ON in 58 places (I'm not exaggerating; I have counted it) and you have to manually off all of them.

When you click the question mark at 'legitimate interest', all it says is some vendors are not asking for your consent to use your data but collect it based on their legitimate interest.

It's infinitely vague and it has the vibe of 'I'm not going to ask for it, I will just take it and I will use it for whatever I want anyway'.

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[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Here in Spain they started making the option to either subscribe.... Or accept the ads/tracking.....

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same in germany. That makes the whole thing even more useless, as everyone just is a subscription-based shit now....

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[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago (7 children)

We're going to move very quickly to a DRM supported web model. There won't be captchas, but you will require a locked down device (with no ad blocker) to access the content

[–] AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why everything is an App now, and every website tells you "it's better in the app". In the app they have full controll over your device and can access much more data points, while the website is controlled on the users site and might have AdBlockers and other security features enabled, potentially hurting their ad revenue and data they can sell. From a developers perspective it's a nightmare to develop and maintain website, android and Mac os app side by side. Just having one good responsive website is cheaper, easier to maintain and gives you less headache with app store restrictions, reviews, device incompatibility etc.

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[–] paholg@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Hear me out: part of me welcomes that.

Currently, most websites are awful to browse, and a few are not. If we switch to a world where most are inaccessible to me, and a few are nice, then I'll spend less time being frustrated by cookie popups and the like.

Like, if a site's going to be terrible, I almost prefer it just not let me in at all.

As an example, I used to click the occasional Twitter link. Now that I can't see comments, I refuse, and life is a bit improved.

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[–] Guajojo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

F U C K. T H A T

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[–] Gekoloniseerd@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I use the addon ‘consent o-matic’ it automatically rejects all the cookies and it almost always works. Great addon to add to your (Firefox) browser.

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[–] lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 year ago

quality meme, shitty reality

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We need to develop more alternatives like federated social media or even completely make web services p2p. And then have them somewhat democratically controlled, or easily able to migrate to alternatives without cost of loosing network effects.

Especially something like amazon / ebay / paypal / ali would be awesome to replace with a "public utility" federated version. They tax so much of the sales and it all goes to psycho billionaires.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I encountered the mother of all captchas the other day: it had me picking a three-dimensional room diagram among six of them, matching it to a 2d top-down view of the room. It was way more time consuming than a typical captcha, and I had to do the same task five or six times.

I think we'll see harder and harder captchas as AI models get better and better. Eventually it won't be a realistic option since it just costs humans time and the convenience of whatever service they're trying to use.

[–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I'd wager AI models have an easier time solving those captchas than humans.

I'd also wager captchas' only real purpose is to train AI models

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[–] Kase@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hey, you know the captchas with the little box of warped letters/numbers you're supposed to look at and type it correctly?

Is anyone else, uh, terrible at those? I've literally given up on visiting websites before because I couldn't get the stupid thing right after a dozen tries. Wtf.

Out of curiosity, would you prefer spending time with a puppy, a flower or a large properly-formatted data file?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 1 year ago

Real reason why people just stay on the same four big-data-harvesting sites now.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 16 points 1 year ago

Website any% speedrun (no glitch)

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

Is there such a thing as an ad sequesterer? Not necessarily blocking it, but just shoving it in some other window I can’t see, and then letting it play through. Then YouTube gets its ad played, and I don’t have to see it—win/win.

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For the motorcycles and bikes... Are we supposed to add the squares with the humans riding it? Are they part of the system?

Which gives me the fewest goddamn captchas?

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[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

ever wonder why AI is so “good”? please identify all images which are ____. the captcha system may not know what the image is, but after thousands of responses, it has a pretty good idea of where it is, and what it is (since most users will answer correctly to prove they are human).

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just hate the ones that block you for using Linux. User agent spoofers work but they'll figure out how to block those too someday.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

All I see is a cross in the upper right corner.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

you guys can actually solve the captchas?

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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the cookie toggles pop up that annoys tf out of me. There's no reason for every site to need to ask you over and over and over about it. The browser should be taking care of that.

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