SPOILER ALERT: Bartender is a software application used to read large number of barcodes, QR codes, RFID, etc. at high speed.
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While that may be true, this is still likely an automated response built by a script that found some keywords on your profile. I still get the occasional proposition for RPG work, and I haven't touched an AS/400 in over a 20 years which my profile reflects. I haven't even touched my profile in years. But the script doesn't care about that. That's for the HR rep to filter out later if you respond.
I'm still getting weekly emails (and who knows how many linked in messages) trying to recruit me over a profile I haven't updated in a decade...aka 2 years after I entered the industry
One of these days, I'm going to set up my AI assistant to respond. Who knows, with an even playing field maybe some of them will be worthwhile
For North Italia, a pizzeria?
Also, I looked it up and the software has a capitalized T.
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Hey, don't you come round here messing up a funny misunderstanding with FACTS.
North Italia doesn't seem to be a software company.
Unfortunate name. Is Bartender well known in the programming world? I wonder if they have trouble getting candidates.
It's fairly well known in the Enterprise IT world; like others say, it does induce drinking.
Shit I want that, my work breaks if I scan two items in one second
people with art degrees are horrified.
stay in your lane, software people!
I thought art majors are designate taxi drivers.
They're the baristas. Because at least they can make latte art while they scrounge for tips from the tip jar.
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Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.
And serving irish coffee, I suppose
SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';
...AND behavior = 'nice'?
For reference:
https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism
Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
glass_content === 0
Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
I would not fill my glass with string.
Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder
Die Bart die
Translation from German: The Bart the
As a front end developer this makes me want to drink.
As a backend devleoper, it makes me want to blame a frontend developer for how much I drink.
We both know it's the project manager that drives us to the bottle.
Imiss my last manager, he bought the bottle.
I'm seeing at least 4 people that need to get full stack drunk together.
This exchange warms my heart
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I'm a scrum master. Drinking now. A lot
I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!
All of those qualifications require that you can handle a cascade of requests and manage tables
Are they based out of the PNW? Now that I think about it, I may actually have interviewed with them at one point.
ETA: Yeah, pretty sure it was them, they're PT and have a 425 DID for sales, and the company name is wholly unrelated to the product. Had forgotten about them entirely, and would have had the same reaction as OP to getting that email now.
And it probably is the sw product the email was referencing, since Bartender is capitalized.
It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.
For my salary, I’d rather be a bartender.
It is because you'll be the Ender of Barts.
This is why I deleted my indeed
You guys are making profiles for job sites and not just applying to companies listing there?
My current job came from tossing my profile up on indeed. My previous one from Dice, one before that from an agent who found me online.
I prefer they come to me.
I'm an uneducated pleb with a certain set of skills. But you are correct
You could say the bar for a tech job is high..
Two software developers walk into a bar...
Is SQL not a good skill to have? I'm an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.
Your username sounds like a way to become very caffeinated
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