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[–] Cybermass@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Screwthehole@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

It looks like blue cheese but for hamburgers

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

And might be if that display case is just room temp all day.

[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, I'd totally try that

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

For me it's like green ketchup. My eyes could just never get passed how it looked.

However I reckon if you cooked this it would smell divine, and after cooking it would look a lot less rancid.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mincemeat can be meat ground up with dried fruit so this isn't too bad. It's the blue color that's off-putting.

I'd probably try it if it were bison or venison.

[–] LegendofDragoon@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, bison blueberry maple would probably be really good, I can see that.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Better with pork than beef.

[–] SWIM@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Berries and meat are a good combination

[–] Pxtl@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

Did a black bear post this?

[–] DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Probably would taste fine but the visual component is unsettling.

[–] blazera@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Folks that are oblivious to the fact they like sweet and savory.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

"Shit, boss, we forgot to load these beef patties into the fridge! They've been sitting out here for like a week!"

"Wait, I have an idea..."

[–] Daqu@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

Great to make a blue waffle burger!

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Pemican burger?

[–] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] snarbuckle@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Umbra@kbin.social -2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's nasty, just what you'd expect from the food 'industry'. I get my ground beef from a small butcher shop, at least I know it's one animal.

[–] snarbuckle@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago

nasty indeed. i just don't eat it at all ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Why, you could even go and meet the creature you're abusing. Possibly trick her into loving you before you kill her! She's capable of loving you, but you're not capable of loving her. And you think you're superior.

[–] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com -1 points 2 years ago

I found it too difficult to be a vegetarian, the closest I could get was being a vegetarian once removed: all the animals I eat are vegetarians.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

for a sec there i thought that was mold

[–] Coliseum7428@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

How would you know if there was? 🤢

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Took me a whole minute of going back and forth between the sign and the patty in disbelief before I figured out it wasn't mold.

[–] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Why would they do this vs putting the maple blueberries in a sauce or buns.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

WTF. Sounds disgusting.

[–] iNeedScissors67@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

That's a fucking travesty.

[–] TheNanaimoBarScene@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

When I first saw it I was put off, but thinking about it once you cook it it will probably look less rotten and taste pretty good.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should definitely heat it up to the suggested temp to make sure you kill whatever the blue shit is.

[–] aaronstc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Blueberry if the sign is to be believed.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

That's precisely the joke. Distrusts that it's blueberries and instead suggests it might be something else. Like gobs of mold.

[–] thingsiplay@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago
[–] dojan@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Blueberries don’t make this kind of colour, so this is food dye.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

It is likely the blue skins ground in and not just the reddish juice stain

[–] BlitzFitz@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a colorblind meat eater, Thank you for the temperature warning. The blue would probably mess with my understanding of how done the meat is.

As for the other comments saying it looks rancid... wish I had that awareness for meat color lol

[–] greybeard@lemmy.one 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

One of the primary uses for color vision is to tell the freshness of food. That's actually true of smell and taste as well. Amazing how much evolution has had to spend on "can I eat this?".

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