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@tallghost.bsky.social

We fired the art department and replaced them with an orb. It hovers about four feet off the ground and follows us around the office. Sometimes it feels like it's waiting for something. Sometimes it follows you home. Jim says it told him to dig into the dirt. It will save the company twelve dollars.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We shall consult the orb. The orb knows all.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The orb says you are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The orb has spoken. The orb is correct.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The orb says you are, somehow, rounder then it.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

It's okay, buddy. It happens to the best of us.
-Also not the orb

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I already knew that--it's why I use Thunderbird instead!

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's some Nightvale shit.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Oh fuck, Jim is heading towards the dog park with a shovel

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, the "car in space" thing already happened so this is the logical next step.

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

Las Vegas saw this tweet and thought "yes a giant ominous sphere in the middle of the city is a great idea.. but what if we need someway to advertise on it"

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I didn't know The Buried had an orb