Hehehe now that I know who y’all are
I can secretly admire you from afar 
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infinite head pats for you too!
infinite head pats for you comrade
I'm technically bisexual, but it has little impact on my daily life. Like, I'm not even sure if I will ever be in a relationship with anyone. Mind you, I'm not actively searching for anything, but I've thought about starting to look for a relationship again soon. I will fully admit I'm 'cool' with being single. It's not like I'm alone; I have daily contact with other people in real life. I prioritized making friends for a while, and I think I'm doing well on that front. So maybe it's time for the next phase.
I might have overshared, but I assume that's the alcohol making me upbeat. Have a good night, my fellow bisexuals
Queer 
Nah that's valid as hell. Kinda feel double invisible as a bi passing trans woman in a straight relationship. Just gotta remind yourself that you belong and can use your position to help others. I kinda have conditioned myself to like the vibe of being the super secret queer spy
being bisexual is more than who you date, being attracted to people of all genders is a unique and (often) wonderful life experience. Plus, you get infinite head pats
oh damn this is me exactly
Yay.
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please receive these infinite head pats
ok ok fine i like some guys ok? 
I gotta be real Im pretty picky when it comes to guys
It isn't picky so many guys just do not take cleanliness and style seriously
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Oh my 😳
infinite head pats for you too, friend
Idk if you'd call me bi or pan but either way, hello!
Bi/Pan Gang!!! ❤️💜🩷💛🩵
I identify as both simultaneously and which one I use to refer to myself is typically dependent on the context.
Pan bears are also welcome! Infinite head pats for you
I'm just a cis straight white 40 year old guy. I'm not sure if I'd consider myself bi, but I can appreciate a hot dude (socialists only)
you know the rules, you appreciate socialist hot guys, you get infinite head pats
I've been starting to think I am a little bi. But I came to this realization way too late in life, and I'm not going to do anything about it for various reasons.
that’s totally valid, as a reward you get infinite head pats
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Head pat plz
here you go, one unit of infinite head pats, made especially for you
Infinite is too many. I'd never get anything done.
I’m sorry but I can’t settle for less, you’ll just have to live with it. (Maybe closing your computer will stop the animation)
Head pats are genuinely comparable to opiates for me, I've tried both and it's fairly accurate. There is a thing about getting my hair played with or patted that makes me a puddle. It's very cute.
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I'm not bi! I just work at Succdiclio's Pizza!
I’d like to thank the Academy
what a great post, here, you deserve infinite headpats
infinite head pats for you, muscular bisexual hex bear
hello
im here im queer
head pats pls
there you go, infinite head pats for you!
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