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good players are hard to find.

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[–] lando55@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I moved across the country when I was younger after a hide and seek game with some friends. 30+ years later and they still haven't found me!

[–] astraeus@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Oof this one just hits too close to home, or at least what I used to call home

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

Not technically professional since it's the Olympics, but here.

[–] great_meh@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Monty python did this joke as a sketch.

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

No, literally a (joke, obviously) game of Olympic hide and seek.

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Looks like I'll have to watch the entire box set again.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, if you don't want to watch it all again (why would you not want that?), somebody posted a link to the sketch on the discussion.

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

I recently got the complete Blu Ray remaster and was planning to rewatch it anyway. Now I only need to get the DVD of the two German episodes for the full rewatch.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Spoiler: it was the middle one.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe there is, they're just so professionally good at hiding that we haven't been able to find them yet.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's what the post says

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Non ironically, I wouldn't be surprised if it actually existed, what with American Cornhole League being an actual thing. And Competitive Excel.

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

one wouldn't think an Arsenal fan would say so. not after the last two transfer windows.

[–] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We found some good players in the last few windows.

[–] u202307011927@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe … maybe there is, and they are just really hard to find, so …

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That's OP's joke.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

We have dad jokes on lemmy ? It's now like 16.1803% better.

[–] n0m4n@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Because Ghillie always wins.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because this guy ruined it by inventing it: https://youtu.be/_vaf-VhhT4k

And Duck, Duck, Goose: https://youtu.be/DsSQ6NrHuRQ

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine a game of hide and seek played by like 11 players, 10 hiders and 1 seeker and the boundary for the game is the entire globe.

Actually... I think this was a real game show in the late 90's early 2000's, wasn't it? 🤔 I started writing the comment and then had vague memories of some game show where players literally are hiding in, like, NYC from a team of seekers and there was a cash prize involved. It was more complicated than just "hide n seek" but it was basically still the same game, just larger and with extra side games for a TV audience

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