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Don't forget to point your gun at the smoldering body in front of you, it might jump up and idk make you ingest fentanyl

big ups to the like 20 solid seconds of shouting "ON THE GROUND. ON THE GROUND. ON THE GROUND!" at a man who is currently burning to death

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The acorn incident and now this. By the end of this year there will be footage of a police officer running screaming from the toddler he emptied his magazine at while piss and shit run down his pants

[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

the thin yellow streak...

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

How old was the kid shot at Joel Osteens church? Cause I could see them doing that there

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wouldn't the first instinct to be to help the man on fire? Bruh

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cops only know how to shoot defenseless people, eat donuts, and lie

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

The donut came right at me, I had no choice but to eat it and its whole family.

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

how does it feel like this should be the OG version of the meme

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

It was a particularly surreal bit to an already surreal moment when you're watching a man burn to death

[–] dan42O 19 points 1 year ago

In America, bullets deter fire.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

no man suspicious because he not respecting my authority

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

i should clarify that idk if the man with the gun was the one shouting "ON THE GROUND. ON THE GROUND. ON THE GROUND!" at the man burning to death, but idk if that makes it better or worse

[–] caesarsushi404@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Cosplaying "protect and serve" to mask his desire to watch a civilian burn to death

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

The police response is overshadowing the fact that this guy BURNED HIMSELF ALIVE to protest the ongoing genocide.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

STOP RESISITING

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He's just trying to talk the flames down with his super think-mark order by gun powers.

[–] TheOtherwise@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you dm me the video, OP