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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

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[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 95 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel hurt we didn't think of this first

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They have to name 3 reasons America deserved 9/11

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Please rewrite the following in Maoist Standard English: "Death to the United States of America"

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[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

They have to provide information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest

[–] davel@hexbear.net 94 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I review these. The smuglord of them respond with “No.”, which technically is a complete sentence in Engel’s text.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that's something smuglords and hexbears would do lmao

[–] davel@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Yeah that’s the Poe’s Law of it 🤷

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So did you let them in then? lol

[–] davel@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago
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[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 85 points 1 year ago (3 children)

no, no, i'm not a maoist, i just happened to reach the same conclusion as maoism from first principles reasoning, as an independent free thinker

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Im a centrist. I think we should kill Elon Musk AND Jeff Bezos.

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just a hard working country boy, which is why I believe we should let the workers run the factories instead of the bosses.

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[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The comments on the .world post read like an advert for .ml. "They banned me for being a piece of shit, and tried to have slurs blocked in the source."

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

The devs come off extremely based in that github thread the poster linked. "Fork it if you don't like it" as if "Lemmy_but_with_slurs" is going to overtake the original version.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's cruel. Liberals burst into flame upon reading the holy writ

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (6 children)

what could the .ml mean?

it is a mystery shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's just the domain code for Mali.

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I was always under the impression that the .ml stood for Marxist-Leninist

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No but the admins are definitely Marxist-Leninists, one even uses Castro as a pfp

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[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

@dessalines@hexbear.net or @dessalines@lemmy.ml

@nutomic@hexbear.net @nutomic@lemmy.ml

@jackmarxist@hexbear.net

If you're here, please put a question about "was General Dessalines' decision to kill off the remnants of French slaver class in Haiti a genocide or not, regardless of whether you agree or not with the action?"

Then we'll hear of them kkkrakkas complain about white genocide, when they search up that based purge... lmao

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

I don't have any one political view I make my own and follow no one

I'm a WeedReference420ist with Being Epic and Badass Characteristics comfy-cool

[–] Ideology@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mfers too lazy to google marxists.org for a copypasta

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lmao, how is that worse than "click every picture that has a [thing] in it"

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But they have to look at gommulism. Its scrary! basil-anxious

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[–] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Dude called himself "THE MASTERMIND" the jokes write themselves michael-laugh

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Lol Leftist Shahada

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

they should really change their "about" page from [shit communists like] to [shit communists like (scary)]

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I really don't understand why lemmy.ml's instance description no longer has "leftist" in it as it once had. That probably would have prevented a lot of the confusion. (and probably would have somewhat preserved the "culture" of the instance even after the reddit flood)

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

I really don't understand why lemmy.ml's instance description no longer has "leftist" in it as it once had.

Some communists have taken to not calling themselves "left" anymore because they see it as synonymous with "liberal" and a barrier to reaching republican voters who automatically switch off the moment they get a whiff of anything left due to programming. The intent being to shift away from left/right altogether because in american politics it's synonymous with culture war when when communists say left we mean it in economic contexts.

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago
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