chapotraphouse

I keep one of those glass breaking hammers attached directly to my driver's side sun blocker thingy.

This is very funny. Musk doing more praxis than almost anyone here.

wtf I love Teslas now

What a stupid way to die

everything else aside imagine being a billionaire and CHOOSING to live in texas. would never ever be me. you could live in a Bhutanese mountainside cave mansion! you probably fucking buy a town in switzerland! you could have an entire fjord to yourself in new zealand! hell if you're that committed to dying underwater you could make the city from bioshock real! why would you live on a RANCH in TEXAS. if you gotta have a ranch at least have it in fucking new mexico or something

I don't think the Model X comes with bulletproof glass standard, which means that either Tesla found a way to screw up regular safety glass or that Chao went out of her way to replace the standard glass with bulletproof glass. Either way

Objectively hilarious

critical support to elon musk in his protracted war against other billionaires

With all that money she should have paid for the optional extra safety feature for her Tesla:

More like Angela 潮

Yes I know her surname isn't cháo as in 潮 (tides/waves) but I'd like to imagine a shipping magnate who eventually drowned having a surname to do with the tides to be funnier.

It's ok to laugh. Anyone who hoards that amount of wealth is not a human, they are a demon

Lol owned

Tesla's have now done more for the people than I ever could

You have been SUBMERGED!

what unexpected good news! Hahaha

This is possibly one of the greatest run on sentences ive ever read.

Nature is hitting back

Musk is doing more praxis than you. What's your excuse?

Stopped clock is right twice a day

the space goddess of the ketamine metaphysical realm is actually really based and now has complete control over her puppet

Critical support.

This just made my day

One down a few hundred to go.