"Here lies Teodovicus, my hero soldier son"
"Lmaous"
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2024
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"Innoculated?"
"More like Deadovicus"
"quaestio de peritia lol"
But did they get the seed in time
My south sea apes are ruined!
The entirety of my apes goneth
Grug
I heard it's woke
Thou don't understand, thou can use multiples of the slurp elixir on a single simian
There's also a treasure-trove of Roman graffiti from Pompeii. Shitposting beyond time.
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin
Amazing
Shitposting beyond time.
Some of it, literally is shitposting. 
Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
You drove me to be gay.
Street wall: Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog (reasonable advice methinks)
You go Theophilus.
I think about “On April 19th I made bread” a lot
From browsing through a database of runic inscriptions you get timeless stuff like:
Ingibjǫrg loved me when I was in Stavanger.
Smiðr fucked Vígdís §B of the Snelde-legs (ie, the Snelde-legs folk)
Back then some guys had high thoughts about themselves:
”§A You will fuck Rannveig the red. §B It will be bigger than a mans prick and smaller than a horses prick.”
Proto-gamers would use the "Ur gay" retort:
”§A How did that statement which you carved in the Church of the Cross sound? Well(?) it is then(?) §B Óli('s rear) is unwiped and (he is) fucked in the anus … that sounded good.”
Female anatomy seems to have occupied a large part of the minds of Norse writers:
”§A … §B Prick kiss the c*nt, kiss!”
”§A Jón Silky-c*nt owns me, and Guðþormr C*nt-licker §B carved me, and Jón Ball-c*nt interprets me.”
”§A Monstrous is the c*nt, may the penis serve. §B C*nt-perverse/nymphomania …”
Lemme get Rannveig the red's digits...
He lost all his ducats in the South Sea Bubble and you're jesting?
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Thy mother fellate me true and good through my breeches
Display thy phallus, dastardly villain!
I Hath Became Þe Jester
Ownedth