ApeNo1

joined 2 years ago
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 26 points 3 weeks ago

“Mr President, do we really need to drain the swamp? Me and some buddies and our families still enjoying a regular paddle in there.”

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As on old fart living down under, I am not anti American. I am anti current American government and toxic big corporation. Hating McDonald’s does not equal broadly hating the American people.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Maher probably came dressed looking like he was about to sing “Splish- Splash, I was taking a bath”.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feels like the universe is trying to make a metaphor. The “base” breaking away from the “gold football”. Quotes like “Trump dropped the base” or perhaps Trump is the base. ”The 12-inch base is bronze with a hand-rubbed black patina finish.”

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

“It’s one small step backwards for man, it’s”, scans notes looking for last section of speech. Shrugs. “I think that’s it folks. One small step backwards it is.”

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

I presume the next logical step would be to ask the same of US law enforcement, judicial systems, financial institutions, etc?

Cue the cricket sounds…

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

“Two weeks. Twooo weeeks! Wweeeoo...”

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Yep. My poor recollection sounds like the bogan Australian version.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like someone has a copy of Gary’s Sports Almanac.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago

“Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?”

“Fuck off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea! 'Judean People's Front'.”

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

DogeNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes a racist douche bag at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ApeNo1@lemm.ee to c/australia@aussie.zone
 

The US Embassy in Australia attempted to provide clarity by offering some translations to help Americans “speak like a local”.

 

Got an Ooni for my birthday on the weekend and made my first ever pizzas. How did I do folks?

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