Yes and "vegan cheese" is cheese? The DPRK is democratic? Chinese Checkers are from China? French Fries are from france? Pencil lead is actually Pb? Koala bears are actually bears? Star fish are fish? Just because some moron who didn't know any better named something inappropriately doesn't mean they're right.
Besides it being called pizza, it actually doesn't look much like real pizza contrary to your claims. I also would be hard pressed to call lunchables pizza "real pizza" despite the visual similarities and name, simply imitating the name or look does not a pizza make.
And eeeehhhhh "deep dish" is Chicago deep dish, detroit pan style is pan style. If you want to say "well a pan is a dish" and be pedantic so you can claim a worse style then fine but you're doing yourself a disservice trying to equate it to the Chicago style just for the name recognition. Detroit doesn't need to ride Chicago's coattails, their pizza is already better, and chicago's isn't even pizza, as I've mentioned.
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