August27th

I am having flashbacks to the scene in Idiocracy where the doctor is talking about his wife.

How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?

On April Fools Day many many years ago, I set the office printer (a sister model to this one) to say "Out of cheese", which got one person very confused. I thought about making it say insert coin, but if anyone actually did it, it would be me having to fix that printer, and it was our most beloved printer in the office, so I decided on just the clearly absurd

For what it's worth, I hereby acknowledge you are your own person.

Exactly. It's like being in a house that's on fire, laying down for a nap, and complaining when the flames make it too bright to sleep. You can ignore it and move deeper inside the house to nap like you used to, but there's no fire brigade this time.

Dude! This is amazing! How did you get it to run so smoothly?

Nailed it. Things have changed to allow cheaper (interpretable in several ways) developers to create "good enough" software as quickly as possible. If that involves inefficient frameworks, technology, and practices that unlock this, then so be it; if the "best" code is the code that makes money, and money is what corporations prioritize above all else, and there is a way to do that quicker and cheaper, the outcome is obvious and now ubiquitous. Furthermore, if nobody at the top cares, why should anyone on the ground care? The problem compounds.

Priorities are fucked.

Autopilot hasn’t received any updates for years.

Like I said, demonstrates neglect.

If Kleenex were the only ones doing facial tissue, then this could be, "toilet paper vs. Kleenex", and you'd be wondering "why isn't this Charmin vs Kleenex?" while Charmin happened to be the TP brand they chose because they had access to it.

Tesla is the only one doing camera-only self driving, so there's no point in delineating the two. Lidar you can expect from any other brand, so it's a token choice in this instance, especially for an engineering entertainment video.

Autopilot is just adaptive cruise control that keeps the car in lane.

Anyone who watches the video in question knows this statement is misleading. Autopilot also stops when it detects an obstacle in the way (well, it's supposed to, but the video demonstrates otherwise). Furthermore, decades old adaptive cruise from other brands will stop too because even they have classic radar or laser range-finding.

If even the most basic go no-go + steer operation based on computer vision can't detect and stop before obstacles, why trust an even more complicated solution? If they don't back-port some apparent detection upgrade from fsd to the basic case, that demonstrates even further neglect anyway.

The whole point that everyone is dancing around is that Tesla gambled that cheaping out by using only cameras would be fine, but it cannot even match decades-old technology for the basic case.

Did they test it against decades old adaptive cruise? No, that's been solved, but they did test it against that technology's next generation, and it ran circles around vision not backed by a human brain.

Left unsaid: the future of Amazon coders is the future of industry coders. Every other organization will clamor to do the same, and Amazon will productize it and offer it as yet another 3-letter service on AWS. Developers will be made to devops themselves into their own demise.

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Further, they will do to the software development industry what they did to retail, data centers, hosting, systems administration, and IT.

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