AvocadoVapelung

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Toilet stalls are bourgeois. This is how real leftists poop. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

trump and biden end up spraying each other with the supplied hoses only to both die of heart attacks because the water was too cold

I crapped my pants and now it's falling down my leg in clumps in c/chat@hexbear.net
I'm banning all Hexbears that don't like my dirt in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

i'm banning dirt

Bulletins and News Discussion from July 1st to July 7th, 2024 - Morales vs Arce - COTW: Bolivia in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

bet they wish they'd done congestion pricing now smdh

Vogue FLotUS piece in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

flatus

anyone else use the upbear to track read/unread? in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

upvoting almost everything i read just because i want all the bears to be golden blob-no-thoughts

How to acquire beanis? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

step 1: beanis

shrug-outta-hecks

Germany: Charges against Cum-Ex banker dropped over health – DW in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

blasted the prosecutors

soviet-bashful

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rate my new socks (hexbear.net)
 
Short selling spice derivatives based on future forcast retirement community being built in order to afford the $5/bottle surge after the petrochemical train devalued its load into the aqueducts. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my excuses for the lack of terror

it feels like i'm gonna shit my pants in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

have you tried running for president?

Biden makes 10-year security pact with Zelensky that includes sending F-16s to Ukraine in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

it's me

i'm the russian shills

China's 'artificial sun' project makes remarkable progress in controlling nuclear fusion in c/videos@hexbear.net
[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

sunning bros, we are SO back

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i showed u my wu tang sword style answer me (hexbear.net)
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liberals in cars making tough choices (hexbear.net)
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jesse it's time to krump (hexbear.net)
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let a hundred liberals bloom (hexbear.net)
 

let a hundred posts of cringe contend

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Two small, landlocked countries on opposite sides of the world declare war on each other (as a joke) (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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What if I don't want to scratch a liberal? (hexbear.net)
 

What if I just want to tickle them with a feather duster until they sneeze? Bet you tankies didn't consider that one.

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