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I see beople boasting about beanis and how beautiful it is to have beanis. This makes me feel a bit bad because I don’t have beanis. I ask my bro with beanis how did you get beanis? And bro says I don’t know I guess I was born with beanis. This baffles me, how can some be born with beanis and others not? That’s badly unfair right? So now I bother the benevolent beanis experts on this badposting forum to ask: how do I acquire beanis?

For illustrative purposes, here is me right now (no beanis): kitty-cri-screm and here is beanis I wish to acquire: cool-bean

Here is me if I were to acquire beanis: party-cat bean

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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hexbear isn't funny.

No, laughing at fart jokes and saying piss and beanis over and over isn't funny. Will Hexbear ever learn what good satire is? This place is so unfunny it actually makes me mad.

[–] Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know what this commentary has to do with acquiring beanis but you’re super right

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

They made this a tagline when it was posted right?

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

desire the beanis

acquire the beanis

admire the beanis

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why wasn’t I assigned beanis at birth :( wrong choice if u ask me

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They sold out :( there’s too much beanis demand

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

In capitalist America not enough Beanis to go around yeonmi-park

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

step 1: beanis

shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In order to obtain the beanis, one must first touch grass

[–] Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Grass is scary and makes me sneeze

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then beanis will make you shid and fard

[–] Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why did you think I wanted beanis in the first place party-cat

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Then just aquire bean and await further instruction.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Ask Bean Richard politely of course.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

In Soviet Hexbear, Beanis acquires YOU