Carvex

joined 2 years ago
[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

“He should be thinking of his mom instead” or some gross hateful shit like that

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you know the Ancient Greeks invented anal sex? It only took 200 years before the Romans decided they should try it with women.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

How else do you frame around corners?

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guess who's not going to that cops house when the 911 fire call comes in?

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

If you were born a genius with inattentive mindless parents who basically raised yourself, you’d probably be a bit of a wanker too. He also means well and helps his friends and neighbors through life problems with no expectation of favors in return.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I’ll take that action, I bet you 1 upvote that it happens within 3 days. By Sunday we'll find out this guy groped his daughter’s friend on a car ride home from school or similar.

Anyone want to create MAGA Clue boardgame? I think it was any GOP, in a safespace, with a Minor.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

And I think it's gonna be a long long time,

Before I care enough to work not high,

I'm not the sober man I am at home,

Oh no no no, I'm GiveNoFucksMan!

NoFucksMan....lighting up this doob out here alone...

NoFucksMan....passing around this lit up cone

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Madness? This is Sparta!...'s confusing map of the hospitals buildings when you're trying to find the ER.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (5 children)

The man has a law degree from Yale which should be getting revoked soon, clearly he cheated or didn't learn enough to earn the degree.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Give me money and I'll do shit for you". Cover letter complete.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's like breaking wind with more solids

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